BEST LINE - Coming to America (1988) Discussion

[–] placater 16 years ago

I liked *beep* *beep* you and *beep* you, who's next?"

you know how to deal with drama? it's yoga bitch!

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[–] theclash54 16 years ago

i will be forced to thrash you.

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[–] Katz5 16 years ago

Vait a minute...vait a minute....A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Muhammad Ali, God dammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muhammad Ali!

Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person.

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[–] finch0526 16 years ago

You might remember his as Joe the Policeman, from the "What's Going Down" Episode of "That's My Mama" hahahaha

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[–] donny_most 16 years ago

GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS!!!

(HEY, *beep* YOU!)

YES! YES! *beep* YOU TOO!!!!!!!

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[–] orville1984 16 years ago

"His mama call him Clay, I'ma call him Clay!"

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[–] skeet1068 15 years ago

His mamma named him clay, I'm gonna call him clay.

Also, SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!! preferably spoken with you arms thrown wide open like you're Jesus or something.

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[–] akissner 16 years ago

"When you think of garbage, think of Akeem."

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[–] edwin-57 16 years ago

Aha! Aha!

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[–] Grits-N-Gravy 13 years ago

I like when Saul is feeling the King's lion pelt. "What is that, Velvet?"

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[–] musicbeing 16 years ago

*beatbox* My name is Peaches and I'm the best! All the DJ's want to feel my breasts!!

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[–] jessdon-1 15 years ago

"Your royal penis is clean, your Highness."
or
"If there's one thing Queens has a lot of, it's common parts."
or
"McDonald's has the Golden Arches. (McDowell's) has the golden arcs. They have the Big Mac, we have the Big Mic!"

It's good to be the King!

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[–] tryanhas09 16 years ago

There are too many, but for now, I'll go with: "The royal penis is clean, Your Highness."

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[–] 249 16 years ago

King Joffee" you know, son..we never talked about this. i just assumed you had sex with your bathers, I know I do"

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Landlord" hey STOOP, your rent's due MFer.....don't be trying that falling down the stairs ish, your ass is conscious"

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[–] cookie_dough_619 16 years ago

Semmi: Freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!

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[–] 249 16 years ago

funniest film ever

2 lines that always crack me up

The King goes to Akeem's apt. sees his employee of the month picture and says "what is this?'

the super says "It's a photograph"

the lines some of the characters said fully exposed the ignorance and outright prejudice some Blacks here have for Black people from other places.

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second line

Semi and Akeem are in the limo...Akeem is heartbroken..lost the love of his life.......returning home to marry woman he doesn't love

Semmie " well..at least we learned how to make french fries "

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[–] philldafunk 15 years ago

I have two that I can think of...

Randy Watson: "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"

Landlord: "It's a damn shame what they did to that dog."

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[–] texasgal1976 10 years ago

Yes the dog outline...Mos def one of the funniest lines.

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[–] small_tiffany 15 years ago

This is beautiful. What is that, Velvet?

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[–] stevenackerman69 13 years ago

I like it that the King didn't tell Saul to stop touching the "velvet".

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[–] Rejisior 15 years ago

- Who am I to change tradition?!

- I thought you were the king..

:)

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EveryOne is the One...

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[–] UHMinSoCal 15 years ago

"I don't use chemicals. Only juices and berries." Prince Akeem
"That ain't nothin' but ultra-perm" Clarence

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[–] weaselnutz 15 years ago

So many but my all time favorites are...

Lets see if you can defend yourself now you sweat from a baboon's balls.

Hugh Heffna Larry Flint they can take the pictcha...but only god...only god can make it.YEEEEEESSSSAAAA

The man is beneath me and so is his daughter!

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[–] clw49 15 years ago

1. "You May Enter"

2. "Its a shame what happened to that dog"

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[–] El_Stone 15 years ago

"There they go, everytime I start talking about boxing a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's what they want, that's they want, Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't *beep*

"But he beat Joe Louis's ass!!!"

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[–] hankaaron 12 years ago

Only God, the Hugh Hefner on High!

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