BEST LINE
Sam Jackson's "Who the Fuhk is this A$$hole?!"
LOL!
That Boy Good
Good and Terrible
How's about:
BigBarryWhiteLookinMF: Where is 'yow b!tches' mr big time pimp?
MachoGuy: YEAH
Akeem: Didn't I say, the phone in my limousine is busted, so I can't get in contact with my b!tches?
Other guy to BigBarryWhiteLookinMF: Yeh, da phone in the limousine is busted, wat is ya, ignorent?
"Get busy livin' or Get busy dyin' - That's gad'damn right!"
Slumlord walking into their tricked-out apartment: "Goddamn, man! What the hell have you boys done in here?!?"
My favorite is not so much a line as the whole scene:
This is at Cleo's house, after Lisa has stormed out after being insulted by Joffrey (sp?), and Cleo has threatened to break off his foot in Joffrey's "royal ass" Also, Akeem and Semmi have arrived, and Patrice comes down to investigate the commotion.
Patrice: Why are you hugging him? (referring to Akeem) He's just the servant. He's (pointing to Semmi) the prince!
Joffrey: (incredulous) Who told you that?
Everyone in the room turns and looks at Semmi (even Dottie the dog LOL)
Semmi just has this sheepish expression on his face. Great stuff
Patrice: "Why does Lisa always get the good ones?!"
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"Slip your mind? Forget he was in there with a g--damn hand cannon?" -Vincent Vega
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Akeem asking if their new room will be poor ...
"Yeah, it's a real sh*thole. You'll love it."
King Jaffi: Believe me, I tied my shoes once...it's an overrated experience
share"I tied my shoes once, Believe me, it is an overrated experience"
"Who's gonna clean up all these damn flowers!"
"How ya doing brother, it's a little late for the Christmas pagent"
"What is that, velvet".
"Damn shame what they did to that dog"
"Oh nobody, just a man I met in the restroom"
“Hey I started mopping the floor just like you guys, But now . . . I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill, Two Years down the line, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.”
"Don't use the bucket, it'll just confuse you"
"Look, the girl don't want you anymore, CAN'T YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR GREASY HEAD"
"I warned ya didn't I . . . Dottie, get him"
"Aolian . . . Hey Alien"
"I want you and that young man to tie that knot, ha . . . I'm a pray for ya . . and I want you to hold on to God's unchanging hand . . . because it helped Joshua, fight the battle at Jericho . . . yea, it helped Daniel get out the Lion's den . . ha, it help Gillll igannnn . . . get off the island . . . lawd".
Too many to name, many of them already said. Probably the greatest replay value all time in any comedy.