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Best one-liners from all Chucky movies


Mine:

"We're friends to the end, remember?"
"This IS the end, friend!" - 1

"Presto, you're dead!" - 3

"I dunno about you but I'm starting to feel like Pinocchio now" - Bride

"I've got a new game called 'Hide the Soul,' and guess what - you're It!" - 2

"Take it from me, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!" - Bride

(instead of "Heeeeeeere's Chucky!") "...I can't think of anything to say..." - Seed

(after killing Britney Spears) "Oops, I did it again!" - Seed

What were your favorites?

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How's it hanging Phil....CP2

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CP3, Chuck tells the black kid:

"Assume the position!!!"

LOL

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CP, when he's in the car and trying to kill the cop.

"Say goodnight *beep*

Cracks me up every time.

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Sorry, but I only enjoyed Child's Play.

Chucky: I'll teach you to f__k with me!

Woman: Ugly doll.
Chucky: F__k you!

Andy: This is the end friend.

Chucky: No f__king way! You got me into this you get me out!

Chucky: Haha! I'm gonna be six years old again!

Chuck: It hurt like a son of a bitch, it even bled!

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"Oh Louis, Louis. Still, whining, Louis." -Lestat

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"Good night, ***hole!"

"Now park this piece of ****!"

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Tiffany: Chucky.... Do you have a rubber!?
Chucky: Tiff.. Look at me, Im all rubber!

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CP
Old lady in lift: Ugly doll
Chucky: *beep* you!

Chucky: Andy, no. We're friends 'till the end, remember?
Andy: This is the end, friend.

BoC
Tiffany: [after Chucky stabs her] My mother always told me love would set me free.
Chucky: [pushes her back] Get off my knife.

"You ARE NOT a god!"
"Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?"


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CP2
Chucky: [after he attaches the knife to his severed hand] I hate kids.

"You ARE NOT a god!"
"Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?"


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"You act like you've never seen a dead body before." -CP2

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One that sounded pedophile-ish (though it wasnt suppose to)From Child's Play:Chucky: I have a date with a 6-year-old boy. Movies don't create psychos; movies make psychos more creative!

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Old lady on elevator remarks "What an ugly doll." Gets off elevator. Chucky says "*uck you!!!!!!"

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Child's Play 2

"Just shut up and drive! Before I kick your *beep* teeth in!"


Or when he's locked in the closet at Andy's school banging at the door:

"Andy let me out, I promise I wont kill anyone else."
Ha!

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I have so many favourite quotes by chucky but I can't remember them. But here's a few:

CP1

(When Karen shoots him and he flies into the wall, and then she tries to shoot him again but the gun jams)

"What's wrong? Gun jam? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

"Goodnight *beep*

"Give me the boy and I'll let you live do you here me!"

"You mean I gotta live out the rest of my life in this body!?! NO *beep* WAY!!!"

CP2

Chucky: [Locked in a cupboard] Please, let me out of here, Andy. It's dark in here.
[speaks nicely]
Chucky: I promise I won't kill anyone else. Okay?
[shouts]
Chucky: Now open the god damn door! Let me out of here you little dick! Let me the *beep* out!

To be honest anything that chucky says is my favourite quote. I also like the way he shouts all the time, going "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

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CP1:
"I didn't think anyone would hurt me. But last night, I got shot. And you know something, it hurt! It hurt like a son of a bitch it even bled!"

"Batter up!"

"What's wrong? Gun Jammed?"

After being threatened to be thrown in the fire "You stupid bitch! You filthy slut! I'll teach you to f@ck with me!"

"Give me that!" "Sure! How do you want it? Broken leg?"

"I'm gonna be 6 years old again!"

"Andy, no! We're friends til the end. Remember?" "This IS the end, friend."

"Well, John, it's been fun, but I gotta go. I have a date with a 6 year old boy. You have a date with death!"

"Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna *voice turns into doll voice* plaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...."

CP2

"Did you miss me, Andy? I sure missed you?"

"How's it hanging, Phil?"

"Just... shut up! And drive before I kick your f@cking teeth in."

"Peek-a-boo! Please, let me out of here, Andy. It's dark in here. I promise I won't kill anyone else. Okay? Now open the goddamn door! Let me out, you little dick! Let me the f@ck out!"

"I hate kids"

"Amazing, isn't it?"

"Bang. *squirts water gun* You're dead"

"You've been very naughty, Miss Kettlewell."

"I've got you now, Andy! And you know what I'm gonna do to you? I'm gonna cut off your legs too!"

"Okay, sport. We're gonna have a little game of "Chucky Sez". Chucky sez move your ass!"

"Snap out of it! You act like you've never seen a dead body before!"

"Bitch! You hurt me!"

"I got a new game for ya, sport. It's called "Hide the Soul" and guess what? You're it!"

CP3

"Don't f@ck with the Chuck!"

"Just like the good ol' days. Nothing like a strangulation to keep the circulation going."

"You're my only ticket out of here, Andy. I gotta get out of this damn body. Where are you, ya little sh!t?"

"Chucky's gonna be a bro."

"Andy. How you've grown"

"Tampering with the mail is a federal offense"

*General is having a heart attack* "Oh, you gotta be f@cking kidding me!"

"Presto! You're dead."

"It's definitely you."

"Hi, soldier!" *gives the finger*

BOC

"Oh sure! I'll steer and you work the pedals. We're dolls, ya dope!"

"I give them six months... three if she gains weight."

"It ain't the size that counts, @sshole. It's what you do with it"

"You mean... you weren't gonna ask me to marry me?" "What are you, f@king nuts?"

"It's a long story. In fact, if you were to make a movie, it would have to take 2 or 3 sequels to do it justice."

"Hey, Raggedy Ann. Did you take a look at the mirror lately? Nows not the time to get picky."

SOC

"I'm Chucky the killer doll. And I dig it!"

*Shining reference* "I don't have anything to say. F@ck it!"

"Oops, I did it again!"

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"You seen dolls that pee? Well this one bleeds. *nervous laughter*"-Kyle, CP2


-- I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been

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"WHAT WOULD MARTHA STEWART SAY!?"

"F#CK MARTHA STEWART! MARTHA STEWART CAN KISS MY SHINEY PLASTIC BUTT!"


"You God damn woman drivers!"




My all time FAVORITE line....


"Chucky...we have a problem with Killing"

"I dont have a "problem" with killing, I LIKE a little killing!"

Bethany: What are you?
Metatron: I'm pissed off is what I am!

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CP1:

Charles lee ray: Eddie help me! Eddie! Eddie! Dont leave me!
Chucky: What's wrong? Gun jammed?
Maggie:Give chriswell a kick in the pants for me.
Chucky:Youuuu have a date with DEATH!
Chucky:Choke him now!Strangle him!Dont let go!
Chucky: I thought maybe you were pulling my chain.


CP2:
Chucky:Bitch!Ya hurt me!
Chucky:Now park this piece of *beep*
Chucky:Andy please! I was only playing!
Kyle:Eat THIS you son of a bitch!
Chucky:Eat dirt tommy!

CP3:
Chucky:This oughta slow the pricks down.

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CP2 (chucky in the car with that guy wearing the glasses): "now park this piece of sh**!"

i bust out laughin EVERY single time that part comes up

CP2 (when the boxes fall on him while trying to do the voodoo on andy): "what the hell!!!"

the way he says both of those lines get me every time lol

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"You know what they say... you just can't keep a good guy down." (CP3)

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Both from cp2
"Ya goddamn women drivers"
"nothin' like a strangulation to get the circulation goin'"

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