Best one-liners from all Chucky movies - Child's Play (1988) Discussion

[–] Doc110894 16 years ago

"It hurt like a son of a bitch, it even bled."

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[–] Father_Anthonis 16 years ago

Best Ever-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CK YOU.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handful of sleeping pills.

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[–] TheFinalChapter 16 years ago

STEAL THIS!-Peddler
Steal this yourself.-Maggie
(overlooked but funny)

"Freeze,Miami Vice!"

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[–] Father_Anthonis 16 years ago

From 3-

"Don't you know tampering with Mail is a federal Offense?" I THINK is the "exact line".

How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handful of sleeping pills.

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[–] Father_Anthonis 16 years ago

Who the *beep* is Martha Stewart?????????????

Heath Ledger's last performance in The Dark Knight was a little hard to swallow.

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[–] ImmortallyInsane 16 years ago

"Hi soldier HAHAHAHAHA" *middle finger* - Part 3, talking to Shelton.

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This evening the moon dreams more lazily...

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[–] spang714 16 years ago

"Just think...Chucky's gonna be a bro" from CP3

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[–] brokenglasseye 16 years ago

"Don't fu*k with the Chuck."

"Amazing isn't it?"

"Ah ya stoopid bitch!"

Alright, I believe ya.
But my tommy gun don't!

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[–] ticklemejoker 16 years ago

"Just--shut up and drive before I kick your *beep* teeth in!"

"You God-damn woman drivers!"

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[–] TheFantasticGreenManESQ 16 years ago

CP2 - Stares at big fricking knife replacing severed hand during persuit of Andy & Kyle
"I hate kids"
(simple but classic)

The only decent parts of SOC
"Im Chucky....The killer doll....AND I DIG IT!"

After smashing in the door with an axe & peering through the hole a'la The Shinning
"I cant think of a thing to say...F__k it!" (Continues attack)

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[–] Double-o-Negro 16 years ago

LOL

Ash is a goddamn robot.

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[–] Double-o-Negro 16 years ago

CP2 - When Chucky is burying the other doll Tommy

Tommy: Hi my name is Tommy. Wanna Play?
Chucky: Eat dirt Tommy.

CP1 - When the doll comes to life for the first time in front of his mother
Chucky: "I'll teach you to *beep* with me!!!"

CP2 - "Play time's over"

Ash is a goddamn robot.

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[–] dooberdoober 16 years ago

Don't *beep* with the Chuck.
Nothing like a good strangling to get the circulation going.

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[–] evilreincarnated 16 years ago

(As the officer has a heart attack) "You've gotta be *beep* kidding me" (CP3)
(The Tommy Doll repeating "I like to be hugged") "HUG THIS" (CP2)
Presto, You're Dead (CP3)
Chucky: Hi, Soldier (Flips Sheldon off)
Sheldon: *beep* Me!

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[–] wintwins 16 years ago

CP1- "Have you seen Chucky?"
Chris Sarandon (the detective) directed that question to his partner.
His partner's response: "What?"

I've been laughing about this for 20 years.

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[–] TheFinalChapter 16 years ago

In the original when the cop knees the peddler in the nutz he turns to the crowd with his gun drawn and yells"Anybody else wants to party too!"LOL

"I don't need no fixin',I didn't intend to have no more dummies anyway!"

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[–] Morbius_Fitzgerald 11 years ago

I'd have to say that was my favourite too. I've only seen this movie once but it was just so funny to see these full grown adults say "the doll is alive and its killing people!" They didn't even TRY to hide the truth from them because, yeah, anyone would believe that a 6 year old's doll has the mind of a serial killer.

"If you don't like your ideas, stop having them!"

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[–] Dr_Van_Nostrand 16 years ago

From Bride of Chucky

Tiffany: "You mean.. you weren't gonna ask me to marry you?"
Chucky: "What are you f uckin nuts." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2008 World Champion Philadelphia Phillies
"WORLD F*UCKING CHAMPIONS"-Chase Utley

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[–] yukisaiko 16 years ago

After seeing the first one, I walked around for weeks saying, "Eddie Caputo's dead. Chucky killed him." Drove my dad and friend up the wall after awhile...

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[–] Raging_Demon05 16 years ago

The funniest line was in the first one where Chucky was in the elevator with that elderly couple. The woman says, "that's an ugly doll." Chucky replies, *beep* YOU!"

They say we need to get out and vote, huh why? Ain't nobody black runnin but !

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[–] relandal 16 years ago

From Bride of Chucky

"Thats okay. I'll be back. I always come back..... But dying is such a bitch."

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[–] Lunchbox-3 16 years ago

From Bride:

"Oh, I've got an idea, I'll steer and you work the pedals. WE'RE DOLLS YOU DOPE!!!"

"It's a long story. If they ever turn it into a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice."

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[–] relandal 16 years ago

Good stuff.

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[–] SenoritaTorres 16 years ago

Tiffany: (in tears) It was a slip. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. (suddenly recovering, evilly) Besides, the *beep* really had it coming!'
-Seed of Chucky

Chucky: What would Martha Stewart say?
Tiffany: I don't give a *beep* about Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my little white plastic ass!
-Bride of Chucky

Chucky: It's not size that counts, *beep*hole, it's what you do with it!
- Bride of Chucky

Chucky: You know, tampering with the mail's a federal offense!
-Child's Play 3

Chucky: Look at him, he looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
-Seed of Chucky

Chucky: (sweetly) Hey, Andy, it's me. Did ya miss me, I sure missed you!
-Child's Play 2

'Wendy, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in!'

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[–] Gan2281 16 years ago

"Ahh. Just like the good ol days. Nothin like a strangulation to get the circulation going." (CP3)

Old lady- "Ugly doll."
Chucky- *beep* You." (CP1)

Sheldon- "Who is this?"
Chucky- "Just let me talk to Barkley, Jarhead." (CP3)

(Watching Andy and Kristen making out) "Man I REALLY got to get out of this body." (CP3)

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[–] bartallenii 16 years ago

"Chucky said Aunt Maggie was a real bitch and got what she deserved." - Andy, CP1

"Tif, look around you, this is nuts. And I have a VERY HIGH TOLERANCE FOR NUTS!" - Chucky, SoC

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[–] Necrotard 16 years ago

My absolute favorite Chucky quote of all time is in Bride, when Jesse proposes to Jade. They're all happy and Tiffany says something to the effect of "It's so romantic!"

Chucky responds: "Ah, I give 'em six months... three if she gains weight..."

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Remember that time I ate your family?

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[–] TheLordofTheHarvest 16 years ago

CP: Good night, *beep*

SOC: Oops, i did it again!

CP: Wait Andy, were friends to the end, remember?

CP: Give me the boy and i will let you live!

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[–] bartallenii 16 years ago

From CP2:

Tommy: Hi, I'm Tommy and I'm your friend to the end!

Chucky: Shutup you idiot! (punches the other good guy doll)

Tommy: (on a loop) I like to be hugged, I like to be hugged, I like to be hugged

Chucky: (grabs an antique) Hug THIS!

(starts beating Tommy's face in)

Mama always said sex is like a box of chocolates, the ones with the cherries are better.

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[–] Jeckel57 16 years ago

In 3... Tyler tells Chucky he doesn't wanna play "Hide the Soul" anymore.

Tyler: "I don't wanna play that stupid game anymore."

Chucky: "Don't be a F...ing drag!"

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[–] THEthingOUTPOST31 16 years ago

Ya goddamn women drivers-CP2

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[–] TheFinalChapter 16 years ago

Watching Andy kiss a girl....Chucky-"Now I really got to get out of this body!"
Childs play 3

Fred-"Bubba,how much is 5 & 5?"
Bubba-10!
Fred-"Thats also your IQ!"

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[–] LC03 16 years ago

All of these lines are good. I loved reading the replies to this question.

One of my favorites is from the first movie. When Karen has just found batteries still in the doll's box, she checks to see if Chucky has any batteries in him. Just as she sees that his battery compartment is empty, he whips his head around and yells in the doll's voice "Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play!"

I've seen that movie countless times, but I still laugh when he does that.

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[–] Anathema0 15 years ago

"How's it hanging, Phil?"

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[–] dalejrfan01 15 years ago

Oh, man I could come up with so many especially from CP1, CP2 and Bride.

CP1

"Ugly Doll"
"**** you!"

"Batter up!"

"Ahh, steal this!"

"He said Aunt Maggie was a real ***** and got what she deserved"

"I've gotta go tinkle"

"Come on, Chucky say something!" Chucky proceeds to say one of the Good Guy lines and then Andy punches him...LMAO

"I said talk to me damnit or else I'll throw you into the fire!" The whole part after that too...haha.

"What about the rest of you? You wanna party too??"

"This is the end, friend"

"But Chucky's here, and he's going to kill me!"

"Hello, John. Over here. Hiiiiiiiii!"
CP2

"How's it hanging, Phil?"

"You've been very naughty Miss Cattlewell (I think her name is similar to that)"

"Hug THIS!"

"Egg salad...yum"

"Crazy *****!"

"Seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds"

"Now park this piece of ****!"

"Stick it up your ***!"

"This is his Uncle Charles"

"It's called Hide the Soul...and guess what? You're it!"

CP3:

"Presto...you're bald!" & "Presto...you're dead!"

"This means war"

"Put Barclay on, Jarhead"

"Hi, soldier" I think he says before he gives Sheldon the finger

"Chucky's gonna be a bro" LMAO

"My, how you've grown!" after seeing Andy's magazines haha

"I said you ***hole, sir!"

Bride:

"Curiosity killed the cat"

"I'll steer and you work the pedals...we're dolls you dope!!"

"Aww Chucky...she's beautiful!.....I'm sure you kids wanna be alone"

"Look at me...I'm all rubber!" "I thought you were plastic?"

"Hey Raggedy Ann...you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky!"

"Barbie...eat your heart out"

"It ain't the size that counts ***hole"

Seed--I have only seen it a time or two, and don't care enough about it to bother.

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[–] citystoporange 15 years ago

CP1
(in a sweet voice)
"Andy no! We're friends till the end, remember?"
"This IS the end friend."

"Hey John! Whaddya think?" (does a little pose)

"You stay here i gotta tinkle."

"Chucky is coming and he's gonna kill me!"

(Detective) "Andy, what's that on your feet?"
"Good Guy PJ sneakers."
"WOW"

(Andy jumps excited towards the TV)
*gasps*
(disappointed)
"I all ready seen this one!"

Bride
(chucky filps some stoner off)
"Rude *beep* doll"

"Well this fella has a face only a mother could love."
"Hi. I'm Chucky and I wouldn't talk if I were you! HIDYHO <--- (i think)

that's all i can remember now

Oh God! The Gypsy said it would end this way!

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[–] Krazeemax 15 years ago

CP2: "I'M GONNA GET YOU, *beep*

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