"If Daddy were alive, he'd be the first to agree with me. Sweetness wouldn't stop him from making a HUGE profit on some TOOTHPICK mill in HICK-VILLE, West Virginia. Now EAT the goddam muffin and try to show some POISE!"
"Try the Y. Hicks always stay at the Y."
"Can you believe these guys? First they bribe us to keep our mouths shut, and then they hand us a complete copy of their plans, and as if that ain't enough, they have the nerve to charge TWELVE dollars for four TINY little PANCAKES!"
"Well, that was the messiest, ickiest, most unbearably primitive experience I've ever had."
"Oh, god, it's me with a bad hair cut!"
"I know what your plans were, Rose...to hole up in your room and make love tot he pastry cart. Now, PUT down that eclair and get downstairs!"
"I used to be allergic to angora...but, I'm okay now."
"Not with a man covered in pig poop. No, sir. I don't."
"I'm a very direct woman. If I can't get your approval...and please understand that I have controlling interest in Denver Carrington...um...M-M-Morimax. I will fire y'all on the spot and replace y'all with a board that will approve."
"Good morning. I simply must have THAT little polkadot number in my size. I'm a three...a five...very well, give me a NINE."
"Mmmmm...friendly MEN in this town."
"They are just trying to BUY US OFF...well, we are not impressed!"
"Duke? My dog? Boy, when you go snoopin' into people's lives you don't miss a trick do ya?"
"I think the kid wants out at the next stop."
"The meetin'? Why are you worried about the meetin'?"
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