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Riffs that make you crack up just thinking about them


My previous thread was deleted, so let's do this from the top.

Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues -
Farmer (sees beast): Hey, legend. How's it continuing?

You don't get to be the supermarket king of Minnesota without making a few enemies.

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Beast of the Yucca Flats

"This movie stops at nothing, and stays there."

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Jeb!

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Neeeeill! She stuck me in the closet Neeeillll!

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EAR CANCER

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Hobgoblins - He's my mentor, he taught me how to truly love a woman, from across the street, through a telescope

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The thing that couldn't die - The whole Peepin cowboy part

Space Mutiny - All of it

Overdrawn at the memory bank - anytime they riff the fatman

Final Justice - fart noises everytime Joe Don gets off the cot or any food joke

Final Sacrifice - The Yosemite Sam voice for the filthy prospector dude

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Hobgoblins - "Someone's rubbing puppets on us!"

Pod People - "He doesn't speak your language dickweed!"

The Final Sacrifice - "Knew him? He was delicious!"

Soultaker - "Good sized yard. Plenty of room to rock"

Zombie Nightmare - "I'm too dreamy to remember groceries"

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From “The Blood Waters of Dr. Z.”:

“You know you’re watching a bad movie when the monster has to use the hand rail to get up the steps.”

Had I ever watched the movie by itself such a minor detail would have never even registered but that is the genius of MST3K. I think by watching the show it trains our brains to see some of life’s little absurdities that zip past us at light speed and are often hilarious. I love this show.

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Pretty much any line from the short A Case of Spring Fever . . . .

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