That was just embarrassing.
"Advertising more more and better. We're going after the majors folks"
Yeah Bud at NYU your classmates would have crushed you if gave that as a presentation.
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I have always thought the same thing. This was a 'plan"? It sounded like common sense & not even very common.
Increase advertising? What, with those 20% pay cuts? Expand terminals & routes? And computerize? Any first year college student (or less) could have come up with this crap.
5. bigger bags of peanuts! and the good honey roasted ones! we're going after number one people!
I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
lol- How could he forget about that? "We're going after the majors folks"
6. all planes are going to have functional landing gears, if we're going after the majors folks, we're gunna have to be able to land safely! each and every time!
7. our pilots will bathe within 24 hours of each flight. no one likes a stinky captain people!
I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
Don't forget about having only hot airline hostesses! And make sure Alec Baldwin isn't flying with us!
share8: if alec baldwin gets sassy, you throw him off our planes!
I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
9. We expand to West Africa! You don't charge a guy with ebola $79 if he's willing to pay $379. Come on people! We're going after the majors!
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10. we're teaming up with malaysia airlines! they may lose their planes, but with us? they will find their groove! now we're really going after the majors!
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12. we'll offer free tacos on all flights originating out of mexico city! come on guys, we're going after the majors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Phase One: Steal Underpants!
Phase Two: umm.... err....
Phase Three: PROFIT!!!
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
-- Klingon proverb
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