best quotes
3. this hands gotta be free for the babes.... wait you're marking me down for that?!
2. what are bacon and eggs?
1. C ... C... C... C...C...
Is going on throw up rides and rubbing barn animals your idea of a quality education????
shareMy brother and I say, "You're going to do well, Jerome. I can feel it." all the time.
Uh...it's funny to us. :-)
Currently Reading: The Life You've Always Wanted by John Ortberg
"It's like you say Mr. Gills, We're psychopaths!"
I think thats the line
@ Driving instructor:
"Come back you big dildo."
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"Are you even supposed to be here today?"
"Don't get me started."
"fellatio" "I don't like that" "well have you ever try it" "of coarse mushy noodles in a can"
shareThe judge says to Dave ( looking at his fake ID)"You were a 24 year old negro in 1968" and Dave replies back "WAR puts a man thru many many changes"
Dave says "this menustration thing is a scam" Denise retorts back" are you kidding me, first you get all PMS'd out, and you got no room for your hairbrush,cuz you got all this mini-pads stuck in your purse, your so IGNORANT,hell-this whole room is jammed with ignorance"
Donna~
"WAR is OVER-if you want it!!!"...*John Lennon*
It's "come back ya dumb dildo!"
Whatever you own always comes back to you