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Best line in cinematic history!


Wolf man's got nards?!

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What's a nard?



"What poor creature had to die so you could wear that coat?" My aunt Trudy, I said.

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slang term for testicles (balls, nuts ect)

Mrs Voorhees is watching you!

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aside from the "Nards" classic, i kinda like what they younger kid said outside of Dracula's house-- "Creature stole my Twinkie!" LOL

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I could swear that in the original previews for this the line was "balls" and not "nards". Does anyone else remember this? I guess I'm probably just imagining it, but I do seem to remember it.

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Fantastic line. I'm 21 and I saw this for the first time when I was 7, I have seen it at least 100 times since then, it's hiarious still.

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"Meeting ajurned." *treehouse explodes*

Who says violence is not the answer?

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Fat kid farted.

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how'd that dog get up here anyway?
Phoebe: Mom said this is prescription
Wolfman's got nards?
Bo...gus
fat kid farted
i'm in the goddammed club aren't i? the delivery of that was perfect
monster stole my twinkie




Originally it was nards. don't know if this movie prompted me or not but we called nuts nards when i was in elementary school.
I had just turned 7 when this came out and went years without watching it until i found the dvd a few months ago. now my son who is 7 and step son who is 6 love this movie.

meeting ajourned. funny for years i always thought he said worthless germ.. of course i did not know what ajourned meant in 87
funny how these movies leave an imprint. i don't see too many movies from the last few years imprinting like the movies of yesteryear

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I've got better things to do tonight than die...

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"Creature stole my Twinkie!"

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I love the line when Ruby and the guys are waiting for them to come back from the house.

The older sister says "Maybe the monster's got them" and rudy echoes her mockingly "Maybe the monster's got them" in that smart@ss tone.

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I've never liked that line. When I was a kid, "nards" was a pet peeve of mine. The word is nads, as in gonads. I haven't a clue what a nard purports to be.

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It's kind of fitting that the best line should go to Horace.

Sadly the actor in question died tragically young. He'll definitely be remembered though, and I think any self-respecting guy would be happy to be remembered for "nards" :)

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