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Best jokes?

posted 10 years ago by TheLionKingKong
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My favorite lines are:

-When Cronauer confronts the soldiers who are calling Tuan a *beep* and he says, "if you kick out the *beep* the next thing, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, and the kikes, and all that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain-dead rednecks".

-"Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP".

[–] shauni15 10 years ago

you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

[–] bellatrix79 9 years ago

lmao

[–] The_Dougster 8 years ago

more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

THAT'S FUNNY!

[–] generationofswine 8 years ago

The Nixon's testicles edited speech.

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop."

[–] [email protected] (5854) 6 years ago

One of the funniest lines...

...when Lt. Hauk is demonstrating his frustration at Cronauer's antics and the General says, "Son, you don't know whether you've been shot, f#cked, powder burned, or snake bit."