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Favourite Johnny 5 quote


Title says it all really, what's your favourite Johnny 5/number 5 quote?

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When the nova worker points a gun at him
"semi automatic colt 45 (bends the gun) play dough"

"fish, salmon, sushi"


Bring on the wall!

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Fisher Stevens in his terrible Indian accent: "Number Johnny Five!"

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To me the funniest bit of the movie is when 5 tips over the table of china without a care in the world and then comments on the mess he's just made. Awesome...

Number 5 :-"American finery.."
Stephanie :-"No... Not my china.."
*5 tips the table of china upside down*
Number 5 :-"Numerous fragments.. Some large.. Some small.."




With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this sig with spinach!

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"Here's your table, Sir!"

As J5 knocks over NOVA guy with a table!

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"Input"

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"me alive"

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Number 5: Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower
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Newton Crosby: Holy *beep*
Number 5: No *beep* Where see *beep*
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Number 5: Number 5 is alive.
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[when driving a campervan into a fish hung on a wire]
Number 5: Fish. Salmon. Sushi.
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Number 5: Well, if you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin
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Newton Crosby: Holy *beep*
Number 5: No *beep* Where see *beep*

I forgot about that! This movie came our right around the time you started seeing the token swearing in kids' movies to ensure they didn't get the dreaded G rating. I believe it was started by Steven "Penis Breath" Spielberg.


Pills are good! PILLS ARE GOOD!

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I like it when he says, "For crisp, yet moist potatoes, brown on one side, then turn over." and you see the Ore Ida potatoes still in the box and he turns over the skillet, which has some brown on the other side due to fire.
By the way, sort of funny that there was an Ore Ida commercial on the TV earlier in the film.

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"nice software"

SpiltPersonality

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We get to go outside. You know whats outside? Women! It's time to spread your legs (instead of wings).

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We get to go outside. You know whats outside? Women! It's time to spread your legs (instead of wings).


I always thought he said "You know what is out there in the great outdoors? Girls. With brassieres and legs". But I've been known to misinterpret dialogue before. Anyone know for sure?

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