101 Things I Learned From Silverado
101. None of the "heroes" or anyone close to them dies, except for the old black guy who is too old for this crap.
100. Getting shot at point blank range in the gut will not kill you, even if you don't see a doctor or use medicine for nearly 12 hours.
99. Some gunslingers had abilities on par with topnotch gymnasts.
98. Jeff Goldblum turns evil for no reason.
97. Old west towns never had manure problems.
"Listen, do you smell something?"
Ray Stanz-Ghostbusters