Favorite Line? (Besides "These go to eleven")

Good grief! Almost every line is hilarious. From the start with Bruno Kirby's insulted chauffeur, "F#ckin limeys" to the Stonehenge debacle, "It's not your job to be as confused as Nigel" to their visit to Graceland, "Well this is thoroughly depressing." to the ending when David admits, "I believe virtually everything I read." and Nigel reveals that if he wasn't a musician to could work in a chapeau shop, "What's your size? Does this come in black?" I can never pick just one line.

(describing Spinal Taps all black album cover)

"How much more dark can dark get? The answer is none...none more dark"

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh..."
"Clever."
"Yeah, and clever."

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I want....large bread.

"... whatever bits and pieces of Eastern philosophy floated through my transom". That so describes some people!

"I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf," is one of the most brilliant lines in comedy.

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