Favorite Quote
"Let's pee down his airhose."
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"And why don't you do yourself a favor and stop by the lingerie department. A pretty girl like you shouldn't be wearing boxer shorts."
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I can't believe no one mentioned this :
Freddie: Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine?
Reporters: No
Freddie: Then we aint talkin.
"What a week I'm having!"
I still use that regularly
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Duty Now For The Future
What do you mean, do I love you?
We moved in together didn't we?
I don't know the wording, but when John Candy tells the security guy the length of his junk in Swedish is absolutely hilarious!
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The Guard: Hej! Hur har resan varit hittils? (Hi! How has the trip been so far?)
Fred and Allen: Ja. Ja. Ja.
The Guard: vad gör en Svensk vetenskapsman så långt från Sverige? (What is a swedish scientist doing so far from Sweden?)
Fred: Hej raring, jag har en tolv pund... tums penis. (Hi honey, I got a twelve pound... inch penis)
"Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. (Confused murmurings.) (Beat) BOCCE BALLS!"
"I'm really a nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them."
Freddie's whole "I'll never be that happy" speech to Allan.
"Say it in your language"
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHINGS!)
"So, how about those Knicks?"
"May the force be with you"
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Freddie's whole "I'll never be that happy" speech to Allan.
That's my favorite. "Yeah let's look at what you got. Let's a take a real good look at what you got. People fall in love every day, is that what you said? Well that's a crock! It doesn't work that way. Do you realize how happy you were with her? That is when you weren't driving yourself crazy. Every day, come on...Some people will never be that happy. I'll never be that happy!"
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"Of course, emotionally you were twelve years old---" "I WAS twelve years old."
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share1) The "Never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?" line.
2) The "Is anyone from Penthouse Magazines?" "NO!" "Then we ain't talking!"
3) Finally my personal favorite the speech Freddie made to Allen about being happy.
4) Freddie's crowning achievement "Hi boys, come on in the water's fine! HA HA HA!"