The best Lines

Marlene: "Why don't you do something Pletchner, I mean, aren't you a cop or something?"
Pletchner: "Marlene... I'm on my coffee break."
Bud: "Repo-Man doesn't go runnin' to the Man, Marlene; Repo-Man goes it alone!"
Lite: "Yessiirree-bob!"
Marlene: "Just like John Wayne"
Oly: "Damn right, just like John Wayne, what the hell's wrong with that?"
Pletchner: "Greatest American that ever lived!"
Miller: "John Wayne was a fag!"
Group: "THE HELL HE WAS!!"
Miller: "He was too, you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he'd come to door in a dress"
Oly: "That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lots of straight guys like to watch their buddies *beep* I know I do!"

That scene kills me every time... Why is the whole group singing jingle bells at the start of it? Why is Miller letting Oly style his hair? LMFAO






I like to think I like to think

I was gonna say my favorite was "Let's go do some crime."

Lol who SAYS that?!?


"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!"

Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say, like, "plate" or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp". Out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either.

This movie is absolutely enriched with fantastic quotes.

My favorite is probably the obscure intercom voice-over when Otto and Marlene are in the hospital with their newly acquired medical garb (you have to listen for it in the background): "Mister Lee, Mister Lee ... please return the scalpel."

(When my wife was pregnant and she and I were at the hospital for a routine visit to the Ob/Gyn, I recognized the phone system in our waiting room (as it was the same phone system that I had used at a job in college) as having P/A capability. So I used to phone to say the above quote over the clinic's P/A system. The reaction it generated was pretty entertaining.)

I just love how this movie is so dense with humor with details fricking everywhere. I know of nothing like it.

"Repo man's got all night evvvery night!"

Also I love the way Bud says "Get out of this bad area..." in the first scene with him.

"You eat a lot of acid Miller, back in the hippie days?"
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."
"I can't hear you. I'm using the scrambler."
"I'd torture someone in a second if it was up to me."
"You're going to be alright man. Maybe not."

The hell he was!!

Don't you ever tell me to shut up!

You know you were wrong! (love that lady)

And not really a line, but Miller's Indian healing chants

( Bud and Otto sitting in Bud's car, as they view a family getting hassled )

Bud, deadpan: "Ordinary people...I hate 'em"