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One more year 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.

posted 9 years ago by tgs333
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One more year 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] YippeeKiYay_MF 8 years ago

the clock is tickin'...

I'll be good I swear... I'll never see a movie ever again.

[–] Slimer-has-no-GF 8 years ago

Get ready for the big giveaway!

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Yes, it's almost time! As soggy puts it, it is all about Horny Holes and the big giveaway! This board at times is like the creaky old bed in the Rose of Shannon. We can go a lil fast and then slow down, speed up, slow down AND THAN BAM LASER BEAM!!! whooo hoooo! All while slipping her the silver shamrod!

Remember the keys to turning Ellie Grimbridge "on":

- Grab her firmly, but politely.

- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.

- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on."

- Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.

Good luck mates!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

- Grab her firmly, but politely.

- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.

- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on."

- Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.

Doctor Dan has taught me all those things, except I'm not a smoker but I do brush my teeth.

Let me give you boys a tip: you can get away with no shower or bath but be nice to the ladies and wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol

I've perfected the art of doing this once. Had a bad back up in the john once and had the tub out of order for 3 days. Luckily being somewhat tall, I can just about get over the edge of the sink and well you know...

Not that Ellie would mind. I mean this woman takes a mustache ride with a man that basically shared his mouth with a diease ridden hobo. That is the great thing about Ellie Horny Holes, you can defy all laws of physics and still sleep in the same hotel room with her.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

What's a moosestach ride?

[–] Slimer-has-no-GF 8 years ago

What's a moosestach ride?

Ask Ms. Grimbridge! ;)

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Who's that? Your mom?

[–] Slimer-has-no-GF 8 years ago

Who's that? Your mom?

Oh snap! 90's ultimate comeback!

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

As if!

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

What's your favorite scary movie?

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

This is it men and horny ellie's! The last day before the new year starts! A whole month dedicated to the holy horny holes of Miss Grimbridge!

All month long we'll enjoy:

Drinking and Doctoring
Slapping old nurses on their fannies
Eating cookies and drinking milk from the fridge
Buying our ungreatful snotty kids crappy plastic masks.
Mis-timing our mis-fires.
Shamroding the shamrods.
Not bathing.
Not brushing teeth.
Not shaving (both places).
Cooking a lot of dinners.
not sleeping in another room.
Not sleeping in the car.
Not sleeping on the floor.
Drinking scotch from the same bottle of a dirty homeless man.
Wearing the same underwear for days on end, stains and all.
Answering stupid questions.
Sifting through car parts and ashes.
Screaming at bar tenders to change the channel.
And copping feels of Miss Grimbridge, and the ever horny holy Miss Inan. (don't let soggy catch you feeling up Miss Inan.)

Enjoy the month of Oct-To-Do-Her! It only comes once a year. The best time of year is all month long! So go ahead and colossal boo-boo in your pants, or anywhere! This is our month!

Don't forget the big giveaway at 9:00 on October 31st. Be sure to watch!
Watch!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

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Wait a minute... who am I here?

[–] Slimer-has-no-GF 8 years ago

Are you alone in the house glennhead?!

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Yes. And naked. Why don't you take a peak?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Oh man, you two need to get another room separate of each other!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

And they both can dress up like Dan and ellie and live out their fantasies

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

How would we do that in separate rooms?

[–] Slimer-has-no-GF 8 years ago

And they both can dress up like Dan and ellie and live out their fantasies

I'm sick and haven't showered in two days with the same clothes, so guess I'm good as Dan!

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Man Sliber, I feel ya mate. it's been 4 days since I have not showered or brushed my teeth. And I'm still wearing the same clothes. 27 more days of this to go! The Man-Stench is in full bloom now. Think I got enough courage up to call the Marines and walk up to a hot chic and tell her I'm ok with sleeping in another room. Well, just as soon as I knock off this 3rd bottle of whiskey. I'll be all set.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Slimer-has-no-GF 8 years ago

 What's your favorite horror nudity?

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

I just bought a house and I am so lonely here.

[–] ErgonomicSpliff 8 years ago

Leslie Jones?

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

We are getting way off topic here.

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Hmm.....probably that busty girl from Friday part 5

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

#CreepyClownLivesMatter

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 8 years ago

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Wait a minute... who am I here?

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

The winner gets to ungonk Ellie 600 times!

[–] Clemens21R 8 years ago

25 more days till Halloween Halloween Halloween....25 more days till Halloween...Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!!

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Aww dizzip! Who wanna git gonked?!?

[–] Doom 8 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Poor Soggy. He got chewed about real bad by Mrs. Inan the other night.

Mrs. Soggy: The kids don't even remember your name!

Soggy: Inan, Inan take it easy.

Time for a tgeey Oct-To-Do-Her Copper Feeler! Love this time of year. Oh Inan.... tgs333 is ready to play.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

I would love this time of year if it actually felt like October. Stupid sun.

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Wish the sun would take a break from us in California but nooooo

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Whereabouts in California, I pray tell? Santa Mira?

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

The kind of town with a big factory and strange suited men driving around all night

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Slutty.

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

No fembots tho....only menbots. Sucks

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Ye, but the menbots were... well, not going to say it (being it is 2016 and all), but we know.

So that leaves all the lovely ladies of Santa Maria for us. If I was Dr. Challis, Santa Maria would be a nice place to settle down. You can roam around after curfew and milk the Nelkens and those hot chics we saw in the store windows.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Don't you mean Mira?

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

The kind of town where men are men and the women are young

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Happy Halloween cameearly this year.

Dear Un-gonkers,
I am posting this message from The Rose of Shannon’s motel room in Santa Maria and this certainly has to be the most historical and hornical posting ever made from the Rose of Shannon.
Mr. Rafferty just finished putting in new pipes. None to soon, before getting down with Ellie Grimbridge (all to myself) for the 601st posting, I went and tore those pipes up good using the John.
Anyways.
I just can’t tell all of you how proud we are of who we did: Ellie Grimbridge. For every one of us this has to be the proudest day our lives and for all men with Hanky’s in their back pocket all over the world. I am sure women who know how to pack their luggage “lite”, too, will join us in recognizing what an immense feat this is.
For one priceless moment in the whole history of Halloween III and all the horny men of this earth we are truly one – one in their pride of trying to stick out, colasasl boo-boo-ing, and silver shamroding our shamrods.
We met the ultimate goal we set forth nearly a year ago. That goal: Milking the Nelkens on Halloween night.
We spent many days wearing the same clothes. At times, not even brushing our teeth for several days. We didn’t let the stains and homeless-man diseases get to us. We overcame all odds, and some of us even overcame more than others. But in the end we all overcame.
Special thanks to:
ErgonomicSpliff
soggybottom
benntura
glennhead
yippiekiyay
Slimer-has-no-GF
Tank-McQuade
Doom
Terrywatt69
And Special Guest Star; Inan.
Thank you, thank you very much. And I look forward to seeing all of us and future un-gonkers on the New and Improved One More Year Til Halloween board.

May Dan Challis look over us and bless us all.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."