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One more year 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.

posted 9 years ago by tgs333
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One more year 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Un-gonk, un-gonk, un-gonk, un-gonk

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

I can't get this dumb song out of my head. And in good ole <un-gonk> fashion, it goes something like this:

Horny Happy People Horny happy people laughing (and doing it)...

Oh well.

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

One more year to hornyween, hornyween, hornyween

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Doom 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Un-gonk, Un-gonk, Un-gonk, Un-gonk, Un-gonk, Un-gonk

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Sticking out is hard not to do.

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:)

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Round and round the mulberry bush
A Soggy chased an Inan
Soggy let one helluva fart
*POP* goes the Inan!

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Soggy, are you still in the Pump-it-inan Patch?

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Sogg & Inan went up a hill,
each with a buck and a quarter.

Inan came down with $2.50.

[–] sxymommacitaprincess_227 9 years ago

I just cant believe how fast Halloween came and gone. To me it still feels like a week before Halloween.....

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

indeed it does! or as Soggy would say; Inan it does!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

There once was a Sogg from Nantucket.
His dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin as he wiped the goop off his chin,

"If my ear was Inan's puss, BOY WOULD I ƒUCK IT!!!" 

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

A Sogg crawled up Inan's nighty
Gave her quite a fright-y
Caressed her lumps, engorged her rump

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!

(at least that's what the neighbors claimed she was screaming anyway)

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

So does tgeeeey!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

room all to myself (and her hand).

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Don't forget the 6 pack of miller!

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

That's right! Mill-Her!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

With a dick-smack, weiner-whack,
Give Inan a bone,
This Horny Sogg came humping home.

{ALL the way home}

{Giving Horny Inan MANY a bone in the process!}

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago



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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Stuff the TurNelkens!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago



------

Wait a minute... who am I here?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Doomie.... yay doomie is here.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

...the kids and wife were gone and the nelkins were in heat
The motel door was bolted, the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Where do you want to sleep Tank?

That is a dumb question Miss Grimbridge. I can bolt the door, be a lot better than creepy Marge sneaking in.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago



------

Wait a minute... who am I here?

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

What was that tank?

Who cares

No i think Marge has broke in

She broke thru that bolted door? She wants a piece of my stache

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

tgs333: Ellie, want to sleep together?

Ellie: No.

tgs333: Teddy, hows about you?

Teddy: I...don't think so. Noooo, I'm sorry.

tgs333: Uh...Li

Linda: Don't even.

tgs333: *sighs* Marge?

Marge: Sure!

tgs333: um...think i'll go and get another room. Hey, wait, I'll just go and sleep in the car. heh heh....bye now.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] 9 years ago

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Have you ever watched the movie? This thread is about the jingle, which occurs ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE!!!

If you want you and all of your sock-accounts deleted, go right ahead. We've successfully gotten many of them deleted, and I'm sure we can finish you off for good if we set our minds to it.

[–] towbinb 9 years ago

Piss off, CJ!!!

[–] 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Socks....if you think about it... I don't think any of us ever imagined how bad Dr. Challis' socks stank after holding out one more day. Oh the humanity!

Almost time for Halloween
Almost time for Halloween

Silver Shamrock-or-rod. Which every prefer, do delight!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

I hope everybody had a good Thanksgiving.

Mine was quite good. I spent the majority of my Thanksgiving holiday "giving" Inan many a bone (and of course she offered many "Thanks" in return!)

This thread is probably about to go, so we should probably copy anything from it that we don't want to see disappear, and then re-post it on a new thread.

And then we all need to gang up on CJ and report him and his many socks until they're all gone for good!

[–] 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Thanksgiving was all good Soggie! thanks! Got to cook up some turkey dinners for the lovely and always willing inan...I I I I I mean Teddy.

Now it's time to Put up the Shamrod and decorate it with with tinsel, bulbs, candy canes and ellie's underthings. Oh boy, I can't wait! Ah heck with the sticking out! It's Christmas!

Jingle the Nelkens all the way home baby!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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Cjh has never been laid
Never been laid
Never been laid

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The Sogg ram-rodded straight into Inan's moon
The little Teegy laughed to see such a sport
and yet Soggy could just not stop ram-rodding the living sh!t out of Inan's moon!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

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"i'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

2 more weeks until Christmasween, Christmasween, Christmasween

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

So listening to all this Chirstmasween music sure can put one in the mood. Until I heard a "Teddy" like co worker pitchin up new lyrics to the song "Santa Baby" I guess some creeper here at work gets to her. (NO NOT ME!) So they go something like this:

Frankie Creeper, just slip inside under the tree for me;
you're an awful good creeper, Frankie baby,
Hurry through the window tonight...Frankie creeper.

Ah... there are days I miss my old Conal Cochran like boss. Ah, time to stick out and sham the rod!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

If it was about you, it'd be "Teegy Creeper" (unless "Frankie" is a nickname of yours)

{IS "Frankie" one of your nicknames Teegy?}

{If so, get your creepy-ass over to her window tonight pronto!}

{And even if it isn't, just pretend you are "Frankie", put on a good act and be as creepy as you can possibly be, and go get yourself some!}

{And if she's not hot, just close your eyes and keep telling yourself that it's Horny Inan!}

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Where would you like to sleep doctor tank?

Near the warm fireplace nurse grimbridge so I can climb down your chimney

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

No no no Soggy... I ain't no Creeper. Not me. While I might just come out and blunty ask a hot chic if I can get another room or sleep with her, I never creep. In fact, while I fail at creeping I also fail at sleeping in the same hotel room. Wait... nevermind.

Gonna go warm up near the fireplace with Ellie. nooooo... I refuse to get another chimney!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] JamesMcFly 9 years ago

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[–] JamesMcFly 9 years ago

Had to do it! Must be a glitch that it posted twice?

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Mcfly!!!!! You just un-gonked the heck out of this thread! Bravo

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Doom 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Less than one year until Halloween III Season the Itch. 10 Days until Christmas. And that means one thing!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

On the ninth day of Christmas
my horny love did to me:
Nine Neklens Bouncing

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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Wait a minute... who am I here?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

On the ninth day of Christmas
my horny love did to me:
Nine Neklens Bouncing

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[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

It's almost time to unwrap Ellie!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

2 more days to unwrap the nelkins, unwrap the nelkins, unwrap the nelkins

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

it was the night before Christmas Eve...the fire in the chimney (in the other room) crackles, the empty miller-lite beer cans lay on the floor in the car, and Neklen's underthings twinkle hanging from the tree. All is set for a simply wonderful horny time! ding dong ding dong ding dong...

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Time to spike the Egg Nogg and unwrap Ellie! If all goes well, I'll be sleeping in the same motel room tonight!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

The Ellie's turned on. The mood is fright. The shamrods up. We're doing'her(e) tonight. And that's enough. Simply having a hornful Christmas time. Simply having a hornful Christmas time

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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Wait a minute... who am I here?

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

I saw ellie gonking tank
under the mistletoe last night
They didn't see me creep
Through the window to have a peek
They thought i was bleeped up
Back in Santa mira with a 6 pack of miller lite

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

310 days til hornyween, Halloween, ellieween

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

309!!! The pause button on the dvd remote is all worn out? huh...oh, shower scene...shower scene.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

New Year's Resolution...

Inan's last name will be Bottom.

Oh yes, it WILL be Bottom!

[–] terrywatt69 9 years ago

You could just tell that Horny Grimbridge had a lovely crudder. A pity the shower scene wasn't bit more revealing. She starts to exit the shower, you can see her nude form through the glazed shower door glass and just a hint of pubis hairus bushus...

And then in one motion she manages to grab the towel and cover herself JUST enough to obscure her tingly triangle.

Thinking about it makes me weepy.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Oh no, the Shamrod is about MISFIRE!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Dear <un-gonk>er's,

You are all invited to my pub on New Years Eve night. The drinks will be free all night long. Ellie will be there wearing only her black lacey teddy, in which she has worn for the last two days. There will be extra motel rooms on sight and Teddy will offer up free drillings until midnight. Pack your bags, or just wear the same socks and underwear, just show up. And don't forget to ask the bartender to change the channel, if you don't like what is on tv, because the remote control is missing.

Please RSVP at the link below.

Cheers, soggybottom

RSVP Here: http://www.yelp.com/biz/soggy-bottom-bar-flint

ps. Do try the black bean nachos! They're the best. However, you will have to get another motel room if you do. Again, regards, soggybottom.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Party time!! Don't forget the miller!!

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Heck ya Tank! I got my Man-Hanky hanging out from my back pocket. I got my 1½ day old underwear on. I got a bottle of booze and just need to find a bum to share it with. Got my Cigarettes and Beer. I ditched the ex-wife and my bratty kids a little earlier and I patted the hinnie of an elderly African American woman. I'd say I'm set at least. Time to head on over to Soggy's Bar and COP-A-FEEL!

Happy new years and lets <un-gonk> 2016 in! And yes, I'm gonna stick out!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Don't forget to tune into the big give away at 12am!

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Hickory dickory dock
Inan went up on Soggy's cock
The cock struck one, but Inan clung on
Hickory dickory Ain't nothin' gonna keep Inan off Soggy's gargantuan cock!!!

Nothin'!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Where is Inan? Some EarthQuake last night eh? Slept right through it. Though the North Koreans clam it was an H Bomb, we know what really happened. WE KNOW! Lil Leader pulled a "marge gruntman"... hairpins and shamrods do not mix!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Doomie!

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Tonight's the big power ball give away kiddies!

With that kind of money you can bunch of horny grimbridges!!

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Well, the big PowHER Ball give away at 9 o'clock came... and went. Looks like our Hero Dr. Daniel Challis was the winner. Again. Good for him. He not only wore stained undies for 2 days and had very bad breath, he freakin scored with a hot chic! All I could do was dream of winning the PowHER ball and hiring a bunch of NASA Engineers to build me a Robo-Ellie Bot. Or at least replicate her hand. I mean if anyone could Pull it off (other than Dan) it would be the NASA Engineers.

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

I have a dream! And that dream is to sleep in the same hotel room!

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Where would you like to sleep doctor tank?

That's a stupid question miss grimbridge

Later that night:

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Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty free at last!

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[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] Doom 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Happy groundhog day everyone! It's that day when some of us wish we could wake up with horny grimbridge everyday!!

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

So if I wake up rock-hard from a really-good Horny Grimbridge dream, and it's so huge that I can see its shadow, does that mean that it's still winter?

Or does that mean that Spring has officially "sprung"?

I forget how Groundhump Day works.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Life is like a box of Miss Grmibridges. emmmm.... alright! gigity.

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Life is like a box of Horny Inans...

You open up each wrapper only to find that Teegy has already fondled the hell out of each and every one of them!

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

That is true Soggy, I would take a cop-a-bite out of each piece. Than close the box and attempt to put the plastic wrap back around it. Put the box back on the table (you, know Linda's rule: we leave our Inan's at the table.) And then proceed to get Another hotel room. All without your knowledge.

:)

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[–] YippeeKiYay_MF 9 years ago

the clock is ticking...

I'll be good I swear... I'll never see a movie ever again.

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Donald Trump says Elli Grimbridge in her black lacey outfit is a beautiful thing.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Time to separate the men from the Hillary's! Yeah! Beer!

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

You know whenever I see Hillary speak, I think positive things. Like for example. I imagine her about 30 years ago.

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Only 234 more days until trying to Stick Out is okay and when it gets late, it is time for a drink and a healthy romp in a nasty hotel.

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Ah, the doomie bat! But mom already got us Bats. Look, Silver Shamrock!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Ah the day after St. Patrick's Day. The DVD is still spinning, and so is my living room. and so is my head. {NO NOT THAT head soggy!) My head aches, my head aches so bad even my hair hurts. Ah but oh well. Nothing like getting lit up on St Mic's day and watching H3 and the sexy ellie shower scene. Not that I remember, but I am sure I watched it.

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

While it seems a long...LONG ways a way, perhaps by then we might be on the brink of Nuclear annihilation, or invaded by aliens from Planet X... one thing is for sure! We'll stick out like it's 1999! and party and Romp all night long with Ellie and Teddy and Linda and and and... I guess that sums up all the hot chics in the movie. (unless you're Soggy, you can add Marge to that short list.) Ah, 213 more days of trying NOT to stick out and eating food AT the table. It's going to be a long 213 days. Now if I can just get a bartender to change the movie on Netflix for me, i'll be all set until then.

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Look out for Sticky Toilet Paper and masks with laser beams! It's Feel er up day!

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Good job doomie! Remember it's not over until 601!

go go go and do do do

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Not trying to stick out....Not trying to stick out...Not trying to stick.... woa... hey hot chic just walked by.

Ah forget it, time to stick out!

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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the clock is tickin'...

I'll be good I swear... I'll never see a movie ever again.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

OMG it's Wednesday the 13th!

Wait. Nevermind.

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[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Hi guys! What is going on in here? It's April.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Woa... whats up April? Can you do me this one favour? I can get another room or sleep in the car. Be a lot better than this sleeping on this floor.

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[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Uh, no. It's Glenn. I was just pointing out it's the month of April. Don't you remember me? Probably not. That's ok. We'll discuss that at a later time.

But to answer you question, I propose another. Where do you want to sleep, Mr. TGS?

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Who cares?

*continues motor boating miss grimbridge*

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Glenny, you're back!

Sure, I remember you! How could I forget? You're one of my all-time favorite posters on this board.

Welcome back, ol' pal!

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Thank you soggy! I love you. I noticed CJ is no longer around. I'm pretty sure get got me kicked off of the boards. Turd. He reminds me of Cochran. Should've told him to stop it, but I didn't.

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

CJ (and his many sock-accounts) is still around, but he doesn't come to this board much anymore (Thank God!).

Did your old account get banned? I wondered where you disappeared to all of a sudden.

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Yes, I believe so. But I'm putting all that behind me and continuing to do what I love most in the world: getting naughty while watching Halloween III and relaying it all on this fabulous message board.

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[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

I wish it was October.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

You wish it was What? This is the best time of year... Its April-do-her month! Glenn got us all tickled thinking he was a hot horny Ellie like chic named April. (or, for some of us, Linda... just saying, I think Linda's hot...come on... she is.) Than Soggy shows up and cops-all-the-feels. But hey, it's almost time for the big putout at 9pm!!!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

I'll be cummin' 'round Inan's mountains when she cums.
I'll be cummin' 'round her mountains when she cums.
I'll be cummin' 'round her mountains (Teegy better keep his damn hands off her mountains)
Oh I'll be cummin' all over her scrumptious Inandy-Inelkin mountains when she cums.

***2nd Verse***
Teegy'll be cummin' all over his trousers when he cums.
He'll be cummin' all over his trousers when he cums.
He'll be cummin' all over his trousers (The smell will attract the neighbor's schnauzer)
Oh he'll be cummin' all over his trousers when he cums.

***3rd Verse***
Inan'll be ridin' 6 wide horses when she cums.
She'll be ridin' 6 wide horses when she cums.
She'll be ridin' 6 wide horses (cuz I'm hung like 6 wide horses)
Oh she'll be ridin' the equivalent of 6 wide horses when she cums.

***4th Verse***
Teegy'll be sloppin' up the seconds when he cums.
He'll be sloppin' up the seconds when he cums.
He'll be sloppin' up the seconds (Just keep your damn hands off her Inelkins)
Oh he'll be sloppin' up the seconds when he cums.

All together now...

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Oh wow, you can say cum on IMDb!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Go hand in hand around these parts. It's all about getting that 601. The sloppy seconds after the 600th post is the real winner. It'll be a horse race for sure. I do attend on sticking out and copping all the feels this year soggy! Game on bro!

I've already started to air out my 2 day old clothes, most importantly the Underwear I will be Wearing! Gather around and watch the stains, because 601 is all mine baby.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

You are all some sick people on this board

And I mean that in a good way.

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Well TGS has a cold and soggy has the gout but other than that I'd say the rest of us are all fairly healthy.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

If elected, I promised to build a wall around Santa Maria and keep only me and Ellie inside it. Oh and Linda too. And and and Teddy. Oh hell, Nurse Agnes as well.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Well lucky for us you won't be elected. Sucka.

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Little Girl Inan come blow Soggy's horn.
Glenn's in the strip-club, and Tank's in the porn.

Where is the Teegy who looks after her teets?
Why, he's fondling his Shamrod, fast asleep.

Will you wake him? Oh no, not I.
For if I do, he'll lose his hard-on and cry!

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

That...was beautiful. If the world embraced poetry we wouldn't have people like Hitler or Kathy Lee Gifford roaming around.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Break out the shamrods and STICK OUT!!!

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[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

In your professional opinion, what is an adequate size for a white shamrod? Black shamrod?

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Times have changed and humps are strange
Here I cum but it ain't the same
Ellie I'm cummin home

Times gone by, seems to be
You could have been a better hump to me
Ellie I'm cummin home

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Wow. I think I felt my equipment move.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

It's getting near dawn,
When little tanky close his tired eye
I'll soon be with you my love,
To give you my dawn surprise

I'll be with you darling ellie soon,
I'll be with you when the stars start falling
I've been waiting so long
To be where I'm going
In the sunshine of your thighs

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Ok, it's getting old now. Stop it. Just stop it. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOOOOOOOOOPPPP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Ain't no stop'in the sticking out now! We're on the move!

If all else fails, pull the man-hanky from your back pocket and blow your horn.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

That song was in Boogie Nights!

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Whether you're a GONKER or whether you're a mother
You're humpin alive, humpin alive
Feel the ELLIE breakin' and SANTA MIRA shakin'
And we're humpin alive, humpin alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, humpin alive, humpin alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, humpin alive

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Hey Tank, *$^& You! My desk is a mess and my monitor has brown goo all over it. And it's getting late, I need a drink (of more coffee.)

That-my-friend-was..... HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

*takes a bow*

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

And take another bow for that "humps are strange" line from the Ozzy Osbourne song of yester-year. Humps really ARE strange--I never thought of it quite like that before. That is some profound and thought-provoking stuff right there, my friend. Good stuff indeed!!!

I also enjoyed the alternate versions of the Cream and Luther Vandross songs (although I admit that I had to google them to find out what the hell they were from)

What would I do with your balls--were they mine?

Would I hang them by their shorthairs from my long painted nails?
And crack a grin as they dropped (splat splat) on the floor?

No, I wouldn't do that with your balls--were they mine. But I'd put them instead in some sort of shrine.

I'd fondle them daily, and keep them in line...and give them a licking from time to time.

Yes, that's what I'd do with your balls--were they mine.

Probably the sweetest love-letter I ever received from Horny Inan--a letter and a moment in time that I'll cherish forever.

(I especially enjoyed the "licking" part!) 

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

*takes another bow*

I inherited that sense of humor from my father, he used to provoke my mom for years with stupid songs. For example when she was out of work, he would start singing the song "Mama told me not to come" and change it to "Mama told me not to work" and so on and on.....

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Ah, might as well hump
(Hump)
Might as well hump
Go ahead an' hump (hump)
Go ahead and hump

Soggster, man, we're gonna make it to 601 this year! We're on a good track. Do some of that fuzzy math of yours and give us a Projection.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

1 OP + 256 replies + 8 deleted posts + this one = 266 posts.

600 - 266 = 334 posts to go.

Oct 31 - May 6 = 178 days to go.

So if we average about 2 posts a day, we'll make it this year!

Teegy, I like that Van Halen tune that you came up with. They say "hump" pretty much the whole song, and I like that message--Why don't we all just "hump"?!?

But guys, if we're going to do this right, we're going to need code-names. You know--aliases, AKAs, stage-names--That type of thing--You get my drift.

So I was thinking that Glenn could be Johnny Hardmember.

Tank could be Balls McLongcock.

Doomer could be Sam Slam (the back-door man).

Soggy could be Dick Rammalot.

Teegy, why don't you be Freddie Feelcopper?

And if scumbag CJH ever comes back to this board, he could be Ned Needledick.

So whaddya think gang? Are we gonna make our own porno or what?

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

All I've ever wanted to do was make a porno with all of my friends. BTW, that name is pretty apt for me. It's hard. Oh it's so hard.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

With names like that we can be our own delta house crew from animal house. I'll definitely be balls but my character can be D DAY!!

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

My first homosexual experience was on the Halloween III boards.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Life goin' nowhere, somebody hump me
Somebody hump me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody hump me, yeah
I'm humpin alive

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Tank, it's good to see that you're still "humpin' alive". We're definitely gonna need that kinda spirit around this board to keep us all motivated and "pumped up" in order to achieve our maximum potential.

And Glenn, I could not be more proud of you for keepin' it "oh so hard" all this time.

Because remember guys... We work hard, we play hard, but most importantly...

We STAY HARD!!!!!

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Wait, hang on... I think I'm going soft. Unlike Dan.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Take those poor lonely single mothers with daddy issues out today.

Possibly to a motel in the middle of no where.

And with a 6 pack of beer

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Just did. Dumped 'em just as quickly.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

I still haven't dumped mine....3 years off an on and counting. The ones with daddy issues are the ones you need to hunt for

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

I'd take out Casey Anthony. Just saying. She's hot.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Oh yeah? I once had a kid with her. Oh wait....

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Casey Anthony? What a milf

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

HEH heh heh... trade secerets Glen, trade secerets.

"i'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

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[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Trade secrets? You can't just tell me? Cheap ass.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Trade secrets? You can't just tell me?

Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course, there's a lot of man handling.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Man handling?!? I don't think I like where this is heading.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Man handling? Not ellie handling?

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Sorry, Dan handling.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

that's it!

Break out the 2 day old underwear men, it's time to sham-rod-the-ellie!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

I'm just not feeling the Bern

Or the trump
Or the Hilary

However, I am always feeling the Ellie, even when I'm wearing 2, 3, even 4 day underwear. I recommend you guys don't try to go for 4 especially after getting nookie nookie on the first day 😨

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Why are you all obsessed with tighty whities?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

because it is the only one of the few things you need to "turn" on Ellie.

You start with a dead man having his skull ripped apart.

Then you go to a bar and get snot-faced.

Then you yell at a bartender to change the tv channel

Then you meet Elli and proceed to follow these instructions to properly engage her:

1. Grab her by the arm, and say: "and I don't know what in the hell is going on."

2. Blow cigarette smoke in her face.

3. Have her drive you to a liquor store. (by beer)

4. Use a pay phone to further neglect your own children.

5. Drive to a raunchy hotel and tell her you'll get another room.

6. Be sure to call her stupid when she asks you where you want to sleep.

7. Avoid curfew and by a bottle of scotch.

8. Share that bottle of scotch with a dirty homeless man.

9. Smoke some more cigarettes.

10. Proceed to Hotel room where Ellie is waiting.

11. (this part is very important) DO NOT DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: Brush your teeth, shower, shave, or any other form of "freshening up", change clothes/underwear.

12. Proceed now to the final step: Turn Ellie to the ON postion and enjoy!

See it is not so much we're obsessed with the tighty whities, its just that part is a very critical step to turning on Ellie. Heck, its safe to say the tight whities are hardly white by the time you get to step 12.

Now somewhere in there is a few steps missing. You'll have to ask Soggy for that, he ran off with the Manuel a few years back.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Unfortunately I no longer wear tightie whities, my member keeps snapping the elastic band so I switched to boxers

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Wow. When you break it down like that it becomes really apparent just how crazy Halloween III is.🎃

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Handle Teddy with care, or she'll make you cook her dinner before the big giveway.

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

"Cook her dinner" is slang for oral stimulation. FYI.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

But Teddy makes you brush your teeth and rinse with mouth wash first.

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Oh. Good.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Oh hi Tank!

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed into his crotch

Bartender asks, "what the hell happened to you buddy?"

Pirate says, "Arghhhhh....it's driving me nuts"

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

I don't get it.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Cjh doesn't get women either

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Hmm.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

I know right??? Like oh my gawd!!

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Dat mask had spidaz n' snakez comin' out I wuz like OH MA LAWD!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Okay, so now that everybody is okay with their code-names, I've been working on custom-made license plates for everybody so that we can show off who we are wherever we go, and it lets the public know that we mean business.

Of course, I have to shorten everybody's names to get them to fit on the plates, so this is what I have come up with...

Glenn.... JOHNNY HM (Johnny Hardmember)
Tank..... BALLS MLC (Balls McLongcock)
Doom.... SLAMMIN' (Sam Slam the back-door man)
Soggy.... RAMMSY (Dick Rammalot)
Teegy.... FEELCOP (Freddie Feelcopper)
CJH...... NEEDLES (Ned Needledick)

and if Inan wants a personal license plate too, she can be JUGGSY (Juggsy Malone).

I'll start workin' on that one right now, so it'll be ready by the time she comes back to this board.

I just know that she's gonna love it! 

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

😎😎😎😎😎😎

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Uh, I'm a private person and don't want people on the internet knowing my vanity plate.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Damn DMV screwed up my license plate again! Now I got to stay in this dump again. Wait. Never mind.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

301 times in Ellies jeans
Ellies Jeans.....Ellies jeans

One does not mind sloppy seconds when it comes to Ellie's Jeans or no Jeans, heck she could wear the same Jeans for 2 weeks straight, I'd still 301th in her jeans, in her jeans.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

She wouldn't have any jeans left when I'm thru with her

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!!! YOU'VE GOT THE POWER!!!!!! YEAH!!!!

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

I can feel it!!!!!

I CAN FEEEEEELLLLLL IT!!!!

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Pardon me?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Leaving British authorities still baffled again?

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE REFERENCING!!!!! FOR F'S SAKE!!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

...without any substantial clues, I can only guess that Tank ellie'd the Stonehedge rock while wearing her jeans.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

And her underwear!!

The power of Stonehenge is better than viagra

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Panties.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Bet they taste like strawberries

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

What does filthy talk have to do with Halloween III? Let's try to stay on topic, ok guys?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Yes, glenn, you, too, can own...

(wait for it)

(wait for it)

(wait..... for it)

PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, Three pair of Ellie's horrifiic Panties
to choose from.
They're fun, they're frightening,
and they glow in the dark.
She's coming.
She's coming.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

But I wanted a new car!

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Row row row your "boat" 'til you get a good stream.
Merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a wet-dream!

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

plow plow plow the ELLIE until she starts a stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily, don't stop if she screams

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

For if if if she screams, that means you've done good
Keep plowing plowing plowing plowing, like every <Un-Gonk>er should!

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

plowin down the riverrrrr

Big tank keep on turning
Proud Ellie keep on burning
And we're plowin, plowin,
Plowin on the river

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

I don't like this place. It gives me the creeps.
I have to go to the bathroom.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

I've completly abandoned this place for the Ghostbusters board.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Classic movie

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Uh, no. The remake. (embarrassed face)

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

We are experiencing technical difficulties.
Please, stand by.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

the remake??? with those lesssssbiannnsss??

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

The same.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Harold Ramis is rollin in his grave

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

So am I! LOL!!!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Just ashes and car parts.

"i'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Cause it's another day without a real life fembot ellie hornygrimbridge

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Dr. Castle

Who was he? Or was he a she? Or a she-he combo? We'll never know. We only know that he/she/it had to leave early.

We'll never know. We'll-Never-Know!!! Never!

argghhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't take this! arrrrrrrrr

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Horny's hole? The world may never know.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

and what does it taste like? strawberries? cream? pineapple?

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Black licorice.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

They still make that?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Horny's hole

BRILLIANT! Simply Brilliant!

I just cheese whiz'd all over.

Hundred milligrams,
Thorazine.
I.V.
Who's next?
Horny Hole.
*sticks out*

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

You guys are disgusting.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

You guys are disgusting.

If you only knew what I was doing with my personal Ellie last night 😀😀

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Eight more days to Horny's Hole, Horny's Hole.

Eight more days to Horny's Hole, Silver Shamrod.

.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Not me! Maybe Soggy.
I'm the maniac in Ellie's slacks!

All witches, all skeletons, all horny's-o-holes
gather 'round and watch.
Watch the magic pumpkin.

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[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Waaaaatch.

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Row row row your "boat" until you sport some wood
Merrily merrily merrily merr--

Holy sh!t!

Look out everyone!

HERE COMES A LUMBERJACK!!!

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Ellie grimbridge was a great horny hole
With a great, big job to be done
A job that needed a great, big man
Soggy bottom was the one.

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Danny and Ellie. The Johnny and Amber of the 80's.

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Danny and Ellie. The Johnny and Amber of the 80's.

I read that....took me a few seconds and BAM...I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE!

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Here's Teegy's top-15 songs of all-time (which coincidentally all happen to do with his favorite pastime)...

15) Beat It... Michael Jackson
14) Big Balls... AC/DC
13) Turning Japanese... The Vapors
12) Knock on Wood... Amii Stewart
11) We Got the Beat... The Go-Gos
10) Aiming High... Accept
09) Great Balls of Fire... Jerry Lee Lewis
08) Whip It Good... Devo
07) This Beat Goes On... The Kings
06) Mamma Said Knock You Out... LL Cool J
05) My Big Ten-Inch... Aerosmith
04) Balls to the Wall... Accept
03) Beatin' Around the Bush... AC/DC
02) Ride the Rocket... Helix
01) The Humpty-Hump... Digital Underground

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Let's remember and be thankful for those who served and for those who owns gave their lives for our country.

And let's remember what happened in Santa mira that fateful halloween, I shall light a candle for ellie tonight

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Here here.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Here's Soggy's top-1 song of all time (When Horny-Holed thoughts of inan enters his mind)

01) I Touch Myself... Divinyls

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Good song.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

We'll make it to 600 this year! Stick out and silver sham-her-rod!

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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250 more posts until we sham-her rod 600 times
sham-her-rod 600 times
sham-her rod 600 times!!

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

I totally forgot about that Divinyls song, Teegy. Excellent work!

Of course that would be your #1!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Nooooo sir.... when I THINK about Inan, I cop-her-a-feel! (of course, when you are not looking.

Last time I copped an inan-feel:
(soggy was on vacation of course)

tgs: I could use a nap.

Inan: Doctor's lounge is empty.

tgs: Wanna take one with me?

Inan: Pillows are in the cabinet and
there's milk and cookies in the fridge.

tgs: I think you should have
married me, Inan. Leave Soggy, and lets go stick out somewhere.
(Feels up Inan)

Inan: Ooh! Watch it. I play
for keeps, you know.

*curfew, 6pm curfew*

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

*curfew...Teegy gets his ass kicked at the 6 pm curfew*

You know what you are?

You're a god-damn Freddie Feelcopper--That's what you are!

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

6pm Curfew, there's only ONE Man who can stay out beyond 6pm curfew. Dr. Dan Challis and his mighty man hanky!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

That was one mighty man hanky alright. Imagine all the nastiness it has gone thru keeping dirty Dan clean.

The alcohol, the women, the puking, etc.

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

How itchy was the good doctor...down there?

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

The good doctor had an itch that alcohol, smokes, and young women with daddy issues could not scratch

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Is it safe to say he had a lust for life?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

I remember one time, my former, Cochran look-alike-boss walked through the building with a long sheet of toilet paper hanging form his back pocket. Funniest un-man hanky one has ever seen.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Here is Teegy's theme song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qpz19pqSGs

He sings it to every chick that he tries to pick up.

And now we know why he gets ALL the ladies!

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

Stupid song. I much prefer Blame it on the Rain.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Here ya go Soggy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhyzGDPwmYU

And....
Happy Halloween.

*places* Skeleton Mask over a tied up Soggy and forces him to watch.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!!! DONT PUT THE BLAME ON YOU!!!!!!! BLAME IT ON SOG-GY!!!!! YEAH YEAH!!!!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

According to Soggy-Math, we're coming in a little shy for that 600th posting on 10/31/2016. Break out the Horny Holes and Stick-em in and do the:

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Kick my heels up and GONK
Throw my hands up and GONK
Throw my head back and GONK
Come on now GONK
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Say you will
Say it right now babY....

[–] glennhead-61166 9 years ago

YEAH YEAH! YEAH YEAH!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

*Runs frantically with a Halloween pumpkin mask in my hand*

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

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[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Doomster!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

bobbing head

bobbing head

silvershamrod

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout that I'm going in dry
Ellie Claus is COMING....to town....

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Wow, the price of shamrods are up 43 a share in the UK. Poor limeys.

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

199 postings til britches exploded britches exploded

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

I was always taught that when somebody
needs help, you help 'em.
I mean less there's gonna be trouble.
There's not gonna be any trouble, in it.
I mean you never know,
when somebody might be needing help.
It might be my turn next time.

Shut up Walter.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

tgs333: Why hello Mrs. Soggy. Say have you seen Mr. Soggy - my number one salesman, was supposed to pick up a box of Copper-Feels last night.

Mrs. Soggy: Oh, there must be some mistake, dearie. Mr. Soggy himself picked up that order on the 21 st.

tgs333: ah, ok. Well, when you see him, tell him Inan said hi.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Hey, what's this that I just found on the ground?

Oh, it's Teegy's "To-Do List". I wonder what he's gonna be up to today...

01) Choke the Chicken
02) Shock the Monkey
03) Cream the Twinkie
04) Beat the Meat
05) Make Bacon
06) Whittle Wood
07) Rub Roy
08) Rock the Casbah
09) Yanky the Wanky
10) Shoot a Load
11) Spank Hank
12) Whack Off One-Eyed-Willie
13) Grind the Gizzard
14) Burn the Ganger
15) Hammer Henry
16) Churn Butter
17) Tame the Dragon
18) Bang a Gong
19) Row the Boat
20) Slop Up the Seconds

Boy, Teegy's gonna be awfully busy today!

And his little buddy's gonna get awfully sore!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

the 19-year cycle of Mrs. Soggy.
She weighs more than fiive tons, making
her disappearance a mystery indeed.

Not withstanding!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Oh say can u see
By the dawns early light
What so proudly we gonked
Until ellie passed out screaming

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Teegy, you need to stop screwing around on this board and get working on your To-Do List.

Do you think that Hank is gonna spank himself?

Or that the Twinkie will just magically get creamed on your command?

Of course not--These things take effort.

Now get busy!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Ah yes, Oct-To-Doher is just around the corner. Yes sir!

My list so far:

Ellie

Ellie

Ellie

And Linda

and, wait... yea Linda

No seriously Linda. Just a quickie.

Back to Ellie

Ellie

Ellie

Ellie

and... and...
Casey Anthony
And, Jodi Arias... And Susan Smith...

Wait, forget susan smith.

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Jodi Arias! Lord have mercy

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

What??? What's with wrong with ole 3-holes? Don't you have any Whore-a-ween spirit?

Man, I'm getting another room, WITH Jodi!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Ahhh finally I am home from a much needed gonkin rest in Vegas.

Now if only Ellie and Jodi Arias had joined me there for a whole lotta gonkin out there

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

What happens with Jodie Arias and Ellie Grimbridge stays in Vegas. Just as long as that sloppy seconds is gone by #601.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

175 gonks to go
175 gonks to go
175 gonks to go

SILVER SHAMROD!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

We better start picking up the postings. Soggy has been working out his lower arm strength all year long. No telling how many mouse clicks he’ll get in when the holy-hole month of Octodoher arrives. That man spouts arms like Popeye from all his mis-misfirings.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

And then there is Doomie, Lord of the Mis-Misfirings. (yes, doom, we've failed to forget that time you prematurely misfired before the big giveaway. mawha ha ha ha)

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

And as for my other friends,Mr and Mrs Tank-Arias...
My apologies for that little bit of a disturbance last night. That was me and Casey Anthony getting another room. Was a lot better than sleeping on this floor.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

All is good with Jodi and i, except she really wants to stab me in the shower....while we are gonking!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Be careful Tank, try and not to stick-out.

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Doom's ready to mis-fire! Watch out now, the man can unload at any moment!

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38 more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
38 more days 'til Halloween, Siiilllver Shamrooock!
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[–] YippeeKiYay_MF 9 years ago

the clock is tickin'...

I'll be good I swear... I'll never see a movie ever again.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

...so is something else! oh boy it's almost time!

We're making great headway for the big give-her-put-out-away on Halloween night!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

It's almost time for the big giveaway kids....

and also almost time for the bigger giveaway ladies and gentlemen!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Break out the Silver Shamrock Underwear men, it's gonna be one heck of a big-giveway!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

and break out the Ellie look alike costumes ladies....it's gonna be a bigggg giveaway for you all!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Oh man, just the thought of Inan in a Ellie Costume makes me "colossal boo-boo" in my pants. That's right Soggy! Can you hear me? I made a colossal boo-boo after copping a feel of the one and only: Inan! Happy Happy copHer-feels copHer feels!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Top-10 reasons why Teegy needs to keep his damn hands off my woman...

10) It's MY woman! Good hell, what part of "my woman" does Teegy not understand? When a woman belongs to someone else, you keep your damn hands off her! That's just common sense--Right? This is not rocket science that we're talking about here.

09) I mean--What kind of friend goes around doing stuff like this? One of the first rules of friendship is that you keep your grubby paws to yourself and OFF of your friend's main squeeze! Who doesn't know this rule?

08) Seriously, how many times do we have to go through this? Inan is Soggy's and NOT Teegy's! Capische? I don't know how much clearer I can make it.

07) I hate to beat a dead bush (unless it's Inan's lovely bush--In that case, I would gladly beat it to death all day everyday), but I can not stress the point strong enough that Inan is NOT Teegy's woman! She's all mine! Stop living in fantasy-land and get your own for ƒuck's sake!

06) He needs to keep...

05) his damn hands...

04) OFF MY WOMAN!!!

03) PERIOD!!!

02) In fact, let's change that "period" to an "exclamation point"!!!

01) And while we're at it, let's change it to a whole series of exclamation points!!!!!

PS--Mine!!!

PPS--NOT YOURS!!!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

But our Inan is in another castle. Meh, Cops-her-A-Feel!

You may have inan, but 601 is all mine baby!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Which one of you is Mario? And which one is Luigi?

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Where's Inan?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?!

Wake up man! it's almost time for the big put out!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Uh Oh...

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[–] benntura 9 years ago

Silver Shamrock is ramping up production.

[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

Alright, Benny's back!

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

The gang (bang) is all here! Lets put out and put in and stick out and enjoy the big give-ER-away on the 31st of Oct-to-do-Er! And not to forget Mr and Mrs Soggy's favorite: COPP-ER-FEELS!

(better start being more pc around her...here.... well lets just say ER)

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

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Where's tank? Oh, misfire. He's at the factory getting the best medical care that money can buy.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Realrockerhalloween 9 years ago

Only two more months. I still dress up and get candy

[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

Misfire.

At the factory.

Best medical care = a bunch of Ellie nurses....

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[–] benntura 9 years ago

2 more months until Ellie's big giveaway.

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

It's almost time!!! I still dress up everyday wearing the same clothes I wore yesterday.

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

It's almost time indeed

I need to get used to wearing the same underwear for days. If it's funky and u end up with an ellie like encounter?

Then I shall turn on the Atkins charm

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Lets not forget to NOT brush our teeth or use any sort of mouthwash. In addition, be sure to make friends with a local bum. And share your scotch or bottle water with him/her... oh wait (PC).. or a combination of both.

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[–] Tank-McQuade 9 years ago

[–] tgs333 9 years ago

Why not we take a look? Can't be that bad... or is it?

Soggy's children: Oh, hey.
Oh, Soggy!
Soggy's here! Soggy!!!

Mrs. Inan: Children, we leave
our food at the table.

Soggy: Oh, I'm sorry, it's bad
timing.

Mrs. Inan: I'm used to it. (Mrs. Inan thinks wishfully, 'if only I had married Tgs333')

Soggy's Children: What'd you bring us?

Mrs. Inan: Drinking and doctor. Great combination.

Soggy's Chidlren: Let's watch TV.
Okay.

Mrs. Inan: Turn that down!

... and well, we'll continue this later on. Looks like Inan could use a cop-er-feel-er-upper by you know who!!! (I'll wait until Soggy leaves with some excuse and SHAAA BAMMMMMA!)

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[–] tgs333 9 years ago

[–] Doom 9 years ago

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[–] soggybottom 9 years ago

You know? We have an old saying where I come from that I think applies here...

If it looks like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it acts like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it walks like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it talks like a Freddie Feelcopper, and if it COPS FEELS on my woman's scrumptious Inandy Inelkins and on her sweet Inandy-rump every time that I look away for even just a second, then guess what?

It's probably gonna be a GOD DAMN FREDDIE FEELCOPPER!!!

Would...uh...you happen to know anybody on this board who might fit that description, Teegy?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

uhhhh.... who is Doomster for five hundred Alex? I mean, after all, he was the one who couldn't hold his Feel-Copper in some years back until the 31st. My second guess would be Tank, he's aiming to figure out that 601 giveaway glitch this year. My third guess would be me. Since, I copper-er-feels whenever you are not looking.

I guess, i'll stick on out and say all of the above :)

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Only doctor Dan can teach boys how to be men.

Pay attention kids, that stache is the difference between life and death out there with women.

Before learning the Gospel of Dr. Dan: "Get away from me you filthy pervert!"

After learning the Gospel: "oooh....yeah take off my pants! Goddammit stop feeling me and get my clothes off!"

[–] benntura 8 years ago

Whoa slow down! it's 2 months 'til Halloween. I need a drink.

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

How can we slow down with something like this cooking? It's almost time!

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[–] soggybottom 8 years ago

Humpty Teegy sat on a wall
Humpty Teegy had a great fall
All the Doom's horses and all the Tank's men
couldn't put Teegy's "Li'l Humper" back together again

Awwww, and he was having so much fun pleasuring himself on the wall looking down at a nude-sunbathing Horny Inan too!

[–] DrDanielChallis 8 years ago

Indeed!

You either go just-mustache, or full-beard, no goatee, no soul patch by itself or with a mustache (unless your name is Johnny Ringo)

end lesson

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

I sure was! It's the time of year again soggy! A cool breeze in the morning, the smell of crisp air and that little tingle that fall is just around the corner. Only means one thing!

It's almost time! We're well on course for the big giveway-put-in/put-out on Halloween night.

Soggy, we need a math check. Thanks mate.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

[–] soggybottom 8 years ago

Hey Teegy!

You've got...

WOOD!!!!!!

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Alright let us rub the magic shamrod and see what's going on in Soggy's life:

(soggy calls Mrs. Inan up on a rotary dial phone)

Mrs. Inan: Hello.

Soggy: Inan, Soggy here. I won't be able to pick the kids up tonight something ...

Mrs. Inan: Damn it Soggy, you promised me.

Soggy: (covers the phone and speaks to tgs333) My ex-wife.

Soggy: No, no, Inan, it's nothing. If you'd just relax for a minute,

Mrs. Inan: I... I am relaxed. (and she's horny)

Soggy: Two men <un-gonk>ed here tonight. No No, it wasn't an accident. Listen, I'll tell you all about it later, all right? I really gotta go pee.

Mrs. Inan: Soggy, you promised!

Soggy: Sure. Sure. I'll pick up the kids Saturday night. They can both stay with me all night. I'll make sure tgs333 stops in and checks on you later.

Mrs. Inan: (sounding less angry) Great!

Soggy: Tell the kids I'm sorry. I really gotta go. Bye.

Mrs. Inan: WAIT! put tgs333 on the phone.

Soggy: Huh? he was just here a second ago. Look, i'll have him call you.

Mrs. Inan: Bye.

(meanwhile tgs333 is on his way... YOU KNOW WHERE! COP-ER-FEEL TIME!!!)

--to be continued--

And Happy Shamrodding.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Tankster, you do know about the ritual? I'll let soggy explain. Good luck man, we're in the home stretch. (piece of advice, YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF SOGGY'S SLOPPY SECONDS!)

Oh man, a hot chic just walked by, time to pull out the man.... er Person Hanky and be like all "pc" around here. After all it is 2000 and 16. I just can't walk up to her and stick out.

Wish me luck.

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[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Ritual?

My Halloween ritual consists of carving pumpkins, BBQ, watching horror movies, then dressing my girl up like Ellie and surprise her with the big giveaway at 9pm!

Then another at 10pm
11pm

And finally she can change into her Elvira costume for the bigger giveaway at midnight.

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[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Wait, soggy's a man? I thought he was a chick.

Have I seriously been fantasizing about a freaking dude all this time?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Tanker, that's awesome, in fact you're a genius! My ritual is normally chasing the Soggy down for the last posting and putting on a rain coat to endure the soggy-sloppy seconds. Of course, I'm so lit up I don't remember anything the next morning.

As far as Soggy being a man or a woman or (PC) both. I never thought of that. Is it possible he's a combo-robo-person-woman-man-all-in-one-hybrid. Last I felt, Inan is a woman. Just saying.

oh boy...I can't seem to stick out now.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Thank you for being PC. I for one can't stand it when people talk like they have no censor. And it's getting worse as time goes on. The drugs and the fornicating and the pornography. This is certainly end of days, people. Have we truly lost our moral compass? Values in the family unit have diminished. Christ is returning. And He has reserved a seat for me in Heaven. Will you be there?

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[–] tgs333 8 years ago

No problem glenhead, anytime. Being pc is a good thing. After all hasn't Dr. Challis taught us this? His idea of asking a hot healthy "person" to mate is to inquire about spending the night in a different room. It's not as if he came out and said "lets do it!" In fact he fails to discriminate according to age. He waits until After the mating to ask Ellie about her age. What a gentleman!

If only I can be more like Dr. Challis. If I tell a hot-horny chic... chic, er person, I'm ok spending the night in another hotel room; I SPEND THE NIGHT IN ANOTHER ROOM!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Damn it Teegy, he's a doctor! Young or old, Dr. Dan gets the job done.

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

ORGASM!!!!!!!!

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

56 days until Halloween
Halloween
Halloween

SILVER SHAMROD!!!

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

56?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

501! Only 99 more to go!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] soggybottom 8 years ago

It looks like Glenny has broken the story, so I might as well come out and say it...

I am now officially...

A WOMAN!!!

*sheds clothes and spreads eagle*

Come and get it boys!

I just hope that you-guys like STINKY ASSES!!!

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

I liked soggy when he was a man, frankly. Lately I've been looking at men in a funny way. Not sure why.

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Now it's getting weird around here.

I'm still a man.....not a woman. And tonight with ellie I'll be double bolting that door and putting the dresser against it.

Ellie: what was that?

Me: who cares.....don't answer the door

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Wait no, what is that Doomie says? Who is who around here? Ah man, sticking out just isn't the same anymore.

Meh, screw it...no screw the whole idea of Halloween and the big away. When I said "IT", I didn't mean soggy or anyone else who is a combo-mixture of things. Wait, this whole pc thing is just gotten out of control.

I will smash down that dead-bolt and run off with Ellie, robo or combo...so as long her/its name is Ellie, she's all mine!

Whips out the man-hanky and I do mean MAN Hanky and gets down to the business of trying to stick-out.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Thank god. That PC crap was getting on my nerves. Now I can get back to abusing women and hating fruit lovers.

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

And Nurses, Bartenders, Ex-Wives, Bums, Hotel Owners.... GOOD GOD! STOP IT TGS333!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

....and ex girlfriend's, ex wives, ex one night stands....exes!!!

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Ex wives? To bad for Linda and the kids. They sure got a raw deal.

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[–] soggybottom 8 years ago

Oh man, I just had the weirdest dream!

I dreamed that I was a transsexual and horny as hell, so I came to this board and tried to get all freaky-deaky with the entire H3-board crew!

And then Teegy came up to me and started...

Well, I don't need to go into all the disgusting details, but it was nasty!

Stay away from me Teegy! I don't have any lady-parts, and I don't play for the other team either!

I'm a straight dude dedicated to my one-true-love Horny Inan, and I sure don't need any messed-up nightmares confusing the hell out of me and telling me otherwise. Gross!

And WHAT is that smell?

Did something crawl up my ass in the middle of the night and die or what???

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Soggybottom here. But who is soggybottom really?

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Goddammit now that song is stuck in my head!

I am the man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I bid farewell to ol' Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised.

The place where heeeee......was born and raiseddddd

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

[–] benntura 8 years ago

I'm finished with my drink. It's September and I'm getting into HIII mode!

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[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Who the hell are you?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

this is Buddy Kupfer
and his lovely family.
My friends ...

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Not you dipstick. This ben guy. I don't take kindly to strange folk.

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Hey! Dipstick my arse. The only dip-sticking stick sticky stickler going on around here is with Ellie in the Same hotel room.

Anyways.

Maybe, ben, is Derrick Smith ... at Stonehenge.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Those damn rocks piss me off.

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

The Bluestone (rock) was one of 19. Believed to represent the 19-year cycle of the moon (not the one that Dr. Challis graced us with.) It weighs more than five tons.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

How the hell they get that rock over here?

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Moon?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

its disappearance was a mystery indeed.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Dan's moon?

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

.... the pipes, the pipes are calling.
From nurse to nurse, and down the mountain side.
The Ellies gone, and all the flowers are dying.
It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.

But come ye back when Halloweens in the meadow.
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow.
I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow.
Oh, Danny boy, oh, Danny boy, I respect you so...

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

It's almost Halloween Tank. Just relax. It's almost time kids.

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Trina will be here to tell us what we can do about junk mail.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

Junk mail?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Steve will bring us the weather.

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

Who will be the lucky winner of number 600? Stay tuned kiddies!

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[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

It's almost time kids. My wife is about to take her top off. Watch. Waaaaaatch.

[–] benntura 8 years ago

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[–] tgs333 8 years ago

Who will be the lucky winner of 600? I plan on sticking out all night long for the 600. It starts with wearing the same clothes for 2 days. Guzzling excess amounts of Scotch, smoking 4 packs of cigerattes and of course not bathing, shaving, brushing teeth etc. Man, it sure is great to be a manly man. All that to turn Ellie on. Easy as cake or pie... meh.

And of course, for the rest of you who miss out on 600. You can always watch Mrs. Glenn take off her apron.

I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

You people have no life. Do you seriously just sit around and rub each other while making off-the-cuff remarks on this subpar movie?

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

no no no... Glen, what I'm saying is; I can get another room. Be a lot better than peeking under Mrs. Glennhead's apron with you standing there. If Mrs. Glenn is anything like Mrs. Inan, then we all know what she is NOT wearing under that apron. Yeeeeahhhhh man!

Man, this will be the best Halloween ever. I'll not only Copper-Feel Mrs. Soggy, but Mrs. Glenn too. Oh, man... this is going to be the best Oct-To-Do-Her ever!!!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

No, my wife is up for crabs. My issue is you having no life.

[–] tgs333 8 years ago

There's milk and cookies in the fridge.

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"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

[–] DrDanielChallis 8 years ago

What in the name of John Parr do we have here?

This thread smells like a dead polecat!

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

How are we ever going to get to 68? Hallowizeen iz like a month awizay. That's like, double the amount of days.

[–] soggybottom 8 years ago

This is the last page, which means 50 more posts, and she's gonna blow. It's actually down to 49 posts, and after I post this one, it's down to 48.

Legend has it that if we can make the thread blow right on Halloween (preferably at 9 PM Pacific-time), Horny Grimbridge herself will appear right here on this board to provide all of us with a very-special BIG GIVEAWAY, starting with the lucky 600th poster.

Don't go by the "# of replies" column--It doesn't include the original poster (1) or deleted posts (8), so it's 9 short of where we are really at.

So we have 38 days and 48 posts to go, which means we can only average about 1.2 posts per day from now until Halloween, so please, use them wisely.

If it blows prematurely, Horny Grimbridge won't approve of that one bit and may not even come to this board at all, let alone give anyone any kind of Big Giveaway. She can put up with a lot, but a bunch of Horny Toads misfiring all over the board way before Halloween is a major turnoff even for The Queen of the Horn, and we'll all be on the floor or in the car without her pleasuring us for the entire Hump-o-wein festivities!

We've cum all this way in the last year and done so well so far that we don't want to screw it all up as we finally approach the finish line.

So keep posting, my friends, but post wisely, and if we are careful enough and do this just right, we will ALL reap the rewards that comes with commitment, patience, timing, and stamina.

Yes, stamina is important too because remember, she NEVER gets tired!

[–] benntura 8 years ago

38 more days 'til Halloween, Halloween. Silver Shamrock!

[–] Tank-McQuade 8 years ago

but why tho?

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

I can't believe this is who I talk to all day.

[–] glennhead-61166 8 years ago

It's almost time kids. Get ready for a month of Coors and candy corn diarrhea. I always get it this time of year