Favorite Lines.....
Michael (to Jeff) - This is our first date, I just want to look pretty for her.
shareAll of the lines mentioned are wonderful and funny. In the scene with Pollack when he is trying to get out of the contract he says that Sandy thinks he is gay and Pollack says, "So sleep with her" and Hoffman says, "I did, she still thinks I'm gay" to which Pollack responds under his breath, "Oh, that's no good Michael."
shareI love Michael's speech about his not knowing how women can afford to look nice and he ends with "now I don't have a decent handbag." I've been using that term ever since, not purse, not murse, but handbag!
... I admire a person that's willing to do whatever is necessary.
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I don't know why, but these lines always make me laugh:
Michael and Sandy
"When you didn't show up, I went by your place and I saw that fat woman go into your apartment..."
"What fat woman?"
"The one in the raincoat..."
"Oh, that woman! She's a friend of Jeff's! --Do you really think she's fat?"
"Well it was dark in the stairwell, but yes, I think she's fat!"
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Nurse Charles
"We're having a party for Emily Kimberly in her honor, and everyone's going to be there...including you!"
Yeah, that one was awesome. Also the tomato bit when Hoffman and Pollack are yelling at each other. Another line I like from early in the movie: "OK then, I'll pick you up at 10:00 and enrage you." (even funnier with no context)
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