Ron Johnson was a bad lay


That scene where Stacy loses her virginity shows just how lame his moves were.

I'm not sure who taught him to kiss, but they failed miserably.

The way he kissed was just laughable. Mouth wide open, tongue hanging out, practically devouring her face. Just gross.

Then his foreplay was pretty much non-existent. He opens her shirt & barely kisses her b/f just going for it. That's pretty much it.

No wonder he went after teenagers, they probably don't have much experience & won't know the difference.

At least he was a gentleman & brought a blanket for Stacy to lie on. 

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Ron was so gross. Even first watching this at about age 12, I thought Stacy was such a chump to roll with Ron's antics. I knew then that he was prowling for inexperienced girls because he's so lame.

I mean, the guy definitely honed his predatory skills. Find girls who will have sex with you in grimy places when barely knowing each other. No dinner, no movies, no date of any kind beforehand and see if they want to go all the way at the end of the night. (Be more than cool if they don't.) Nope, just go all the way in a dugout that no girl his age would tolerate! And then the act itself was pathetically unskilled. Ron is a to-tal loo-ooser.

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I wondered why a twenty-six-year-old guy doesn't have an apartment or room in a house to have sex in, and why the locals refer to their make-out spot as "The Point" when it's just a dirty baseball dugout.

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