Remake


who should act in a remake?

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The problem you would have is you would never get the good/popular players to do this. As it is, they don't have enough off time anymore to film. I can't see a David Becham or Michael Owen stepping up.

You might be able to find some actors that could play well enough to fake it (I can't remember which one, but one of the kids from Home Improvement was an outstanding player and would be about the right age.) He'd be about the right age.

Perhaps Vinnie Jones as Hatch?

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i could see russell crowe as hatch

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True no one can step into Bobby moore boot but in the movie Bobby moore played the character Terry Brady, so another player can replace the character not Bobby Moore same goes for Pele. Other brazilian football super star can replace find like Robinho or Rolandinio or may be Ronaldo

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you need someone humble to play the Pele character...how many Brazilian footballers these days can you describe as humble? I'd have Alan shearer in the Bobby Moore role. You could have Baggio in the Pele role (he has the charm to pull it off) with Teddy Sheringham, Eric Cantona, Romario and Gullit in there as extras. I'd definitely go to see that movie. Ray Winstone in the Michael Caine role?...lol

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I think Eric Contona would be a must for the movie, especailly as its set in occupied France....


Lothar Matteaus and Oliver Kahn Andreas Brehme would be great for the german team, as a lot of them look effient like german soldiers.

I'm not sure who could pull off stallones role though, this movie came on the back of rocky 1 and rocky 2, and hes pretty skinny in this movie. As mentioned a Russell Crowe would probably have to be the man, However an American Brute would have to play the part. I think The Rock could actually pull it off, watch his movies and you will see what I mean. Perhaps Johnny Knoxville,

Michaels Caine's part is also a tough one, someone around the age of 40-45, had a long hard think about this one, and the best option I can come up with is Sean Bean. (When Saturday Comes) so can play football obviously and is a fan of sheffield United.

As for the rest of the players for Pele to be in the original albeit about 40 years old, he was still the most famour player in the world. In order to massively gross the movie you'd need Beckham in it, with a shaved head, as long as he didn't have much of a speaking part

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My picks for a remake

Colby- Jude Law OR Clive Owen
Hatch- Garrett Hedlund OR Jauquin Pheonix
Karl von Steinner- Thomas Kretschmann OR Geoffry Rush
Pele- Terence Howard

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Remake? Why? They are always worse than the original and this movie is pretty bad to start with.

Ben Hur was the only movie that was remade better than the original. It is the first law of movie making.

Now, be creative and come up with something new otherwise you are just not cut-out for the movie business.

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Bobby Robson-Michael caine
The team
Wayne Rooney
Alan Shearer
Paul Robinson
And some actors to make the footballers acting seem less terible.
They shouldn't even make a remake this film is a classic, and what would the seting be Past or present if it's present there wouldn't be much of a story.
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I'm so sick of remakes. Unless a film is crap first time around why remake it?

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The problem is players these days are too girly to play prisoners of war. Bobby and Ozzy where at least believable. But c'mon, i could not see many of todays players looking at home in a POW camp. I couldn't even imagine the likes of Ronaldinho taking the kicking Pele gets in the match.

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"how many Brazilian footballers these days can you describe as humble?"

Come on, players don't get much more humnle than Ronaldinho...he's the best in the World currently imo and still doesn't even consider himself the best in Barcelona

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Colby- Clive Owen
Hatch- Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)or Hugh Jackman
Karl von Steinner- Ian McKellen
Pele- Zidane

Other Players
David Beckham
Cuahutemoc Blanco
Lionel Messi
Rafael Marquez.

This gonna be BOx Ofice!

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cant believe someone mentioned cristiano ronaldo. he wouldnt survive a day in a prison camp!

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The reluctant Scottish colonel would have to be Doug Ellis
The German officer (Max Von Sydow) would have to be Birmingham boss Steve Bruce

Stallone - Mark Bosnich - like Sly, not too bright but terrific at saving pens
Michael Caine - Andy Townsend - mouthy Cockney captain
Ossie Ardiles - Nolberto Solano - same build, same continent
Pele - the one and only Brian Little
Wark - mustachioed Scottish midfielder Des Bremner
Osman - Allan Evans
Bobby Moore - Paul McGrath
Mike Summerbee - David Platt
Co Prins - Dalian Atkinson - always leaves the field early
O'Callaghan (injured goalie) - Jimmy Rimmer
Stallone's girlfriend - Savo Milosevic's blonde girlfriend
The malnourised European subs - Bosko Balaban, Sasa Curcic and Savo Milosevic
The resistance - Ray Ranson and those other prospective Villa takeover buyers
The commentator - Jonathan Pearce - OTT and totally biased
The crowd - Villa supporters
The German guards - Villa Park stewards

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The original was very bad but funny.remakes usually suck

its mother,she just goes a little mad sometimes

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Personally, i'd like to see a remake, just as long as it's not as godawful as 'Meanmachine' was, and if it is done, please, NO VINNY JONES!!!

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Oh yeah.Please no Vinnie Jones.Dont know how he became an actor in the first place.Him in remake would be as silly as Sly Stallone was in the first movie

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Whatever

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Oh no. If only Ket felido a pokolban was on today, I'd have watched it. Funny thoug, I've never seen it listed anywhere, EVER. We don't tend to get much Hungarian TV in these here parts see.

OK, SHUT THE SITE DOWN. NONE OF US HAVE SEEN KET FELIDO A POKOLBAN. WHY CARRY ON?

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Just don't put any bastard Ipswich players in this one !!!!

I suppose if your'e following the original formula,
you would need a smattering of current players (Wark,Osman,O'Callaghan,Ardiles)
- maybe, Giggs,Beckham,Roy Keane,Ljungberg?

A raft of pan-european -recently retired ex professionals (Summerbee,Thorasen,Deyna,Moore,Prins etc)
- Deschamps,Vinny Jones, Laudrup,Vialli,Koeman,Scifo, Tony Adams?

The Pele character - Difficult one this, but being as in the film
Pele's character came from Trinidad - maybe Dwight Yorke???

Real Actors, that may turn their hand to football (Caine, Stallone)
- Ray Winstone, Robert Carlyle,
not sure about the yank goalie, Woody Harrelson (in white men can't
jump mode)?

And lastly I guess you'd have to give Cantona the role as the head of
the French resistance group.

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I'd have Danny Di Vito playing Hatch. That would be well funny. And I'd have Will Ferrel as a Nazi Officer.

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Danny Di Vito can be Gianfranco Zola, or vice versa...they're about the same height. The remake could be 'Shorty's Victory' or summit.

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C. Ronaldo/ J. Roman Riquelme/ S. Gerrard/ F. Barthez/ M. Ballack/ F. Totti/ Ronaldinho/ C. Puyol...

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I don't know all the modern greats are in the Limelight so often now wearing fancy clothes and driving around in ferraris and being delicate legged playboys that I think I'd find it hard to take them seriously as tough nut POW's. It worked for Vinny Jones cos even when he played football he was a tough guy. Just wouldn't work for me.

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Where did you get Croation?? There were Poles, and Czechs and only one Pole actually played.

I think for the Polish player, it should be Maciej Zurawski.

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sage as stallones part

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Got a good one for the referee - Graham Poll!! - Supporters of a premiship team will Know what I mean!

There could be a part where he gives a german player 2 yellow cards and don't send him off!

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Colby- Clive Owen
Hatch- Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)or Hugh Jackman
Karl von Steinner- Ian McKellen
Pele- Zidane

Other Players
David Beckham
Cuahutemoc Blanco
Lionel Messi
Rafael Marquez.

This gonna be BOx Ofice!

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Pele - Gus Caesar

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It should not be remade at all.

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