Favorite Lines!!!!!

The kitchen scene with Bill Murray.

"Who's your friend? Who's your buddy? I am, aren't I? You're crazy about me, aren't you? You're incredibly head over heals in love with me aren't you?"

Bill's not even good looking but that scene was hot and one of my favorite moments in the film. I LOVED the way she said yes, and I loved the way she said that he made her hot. He made ME hot in that scene.

I just wonder what in the world he did to her with that ice cream scoop on the stove. Whatever it was, it must have felt good. The only thing that puzzled me was him picking up that golf club on the way to the General's bedroom. I don't even want to know what he did with that.

The bunker dorm introduction scene was full of hilarious lines that are still hilarious!

Ox - "I have a *bit* of a weight problem." he couldn't afford the aggression program or whatever so he joins the army to lose weight cuz he's filled with rage.

Harold Ramis - He's a pacifist who joined the army and he'll be BEHIND off the guys when the time comes

Bill Murray - The "war" stories he's accumulating from everyone and how chicks dig him.

And my FAVORITE:

Francis - My name is Francis Soyer, but my friends call me Psycho. Any of ya call me Francis...I'll kill ya. [black guy: ooooooh!] You're on my list!! Also, I don't like people touching my things. If any of ya touch my stuff or my foot locker...I'll kill ya. I don't like being touched by people. Any of you homos touch me...I'll kill ya.

[his face was priceless!! I'd be afraid to leave the cap off the toothpaste if I lived with him]

Also, I liked the look Bill Murray gave Harold Ramis when the recruiting officer asked them if they were gay.

"Chicago. Bang! Bang!"

So many great lines! Here is one from John Candy!!

Ox - You see, sir, we were going to the bingo parlor at the YMCA... and instructions got all fouled up... and one thing lead to another...

Stillman - Shut up.

Ox - Okay, sir.


LOL

It's not really a "line" but the part when they go to the barber and all get buzzed, and John Candy is looking down mournfully at his heap of shorn hair, it always makes me laugh when Harold Ramis does a little dance and sings "Krishna, krishna."

chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear. and when i do, it is a special occasion

something like that

Winger: "Come on, it's Czechoslovakia, we zip in, we pick em up and we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."

Ziske: "Well I got the *beep* kicked outta me in Wisconsin once. Forget it."

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