SETH.
One of the top-ten greatest horror film characters of all time. Take a conventional '80s slasher flick and drop in a totally unconventional character. One who insists upon removing himself from the predicament at the first possible opportunity. One heroic enough to return to the scene of the crime and kick some ass rather than save his own. I'm a 40 year-old heterosexual who'd have sex with Vincent Van Patten right here on the living room floor, right here and now, and count myself lucky for the opportunity. Go to hell. All of you. Peace.