Why do people feel like they have to defend movies like this?
Coming on the heels of "Bug", made earlier this year, and reading everyone's reactions, I can't figure out why people defend "psychological thrillers" like this.
John Waters has made good movies before. This wasn't one of them. Maybe it was one of his favorites, but it doesn't make it one of his best. No matter how you try to paint it, it fails. Was it an art house movie, where we were supposed to feel sympathy for "Santa"? Should have thought about that before Santa gave some of the good kids some dead parents for Christmas. Was it exploitation slasher fare? Then why the long, drawn out exposition and the scene with the kids surrounding Santa? Was it a heartwarming christmas story to share with the kids? Then mom shouldn't have been felt up five minutes into the movie. Was it a serious, honest look into the trauma and personal struggles of the Santa character, akin to Falling Down and similar greats? Then why the hell is he flying off in a 100-horse open van at the end of the movie?
There isn't a way of looking at the movie that makes it good. Jack Daniels can't make this movie look good. The only value this movie had, that of b-movie kitsch you can show at a party, was destroyed when, out of nowhere and without warning, the serial killer Santa turned into E.T.
All of the above is just my honest opinion. If you really enjoyed this movie, don't let me dissuade you or ruin it for you; I'm glad you liked it, and would love to hear something good about this movie from someone who enjoyed it. But for crying out loud, if you didn't like the movie, it's not your ethical responsibility to defend to the death someone else's failed art.