Regardless of living in a trailer park and marring a trailer park girl you can have an affair with a beautiful uptown girl who's daddy is in oil and all that applies.
Next....
If your wife says she is having " girl talk" that is code for she is screwing an ex con/bull rider.
shareAccording to Buds mom you just can't get good vegetables in Houston.
Girls who worked for Gilleys would have a threesome upon the managers request
People in Houston back in the 80s only drank Lone Star or Gilleys beer
Bud and Sissy lived like pigs
Bud was sick of McDonalds
They liked Gilley's so much they even had bumper stickers on their hardhats on the job. lol
shareNever ever put onions in a tuna salad.
shareRev your engine before you turn your Mustang off.
Always carry a white blouse into an auto junkyard.
Pronounce "okay" as a one syllable word.
Why ain't you at the garden party you heathen?
Contrary to what Pam or her daddy thinks all cowboys ain't dumb. Some of 'em got smarts real good
You can't expect a man like Wes to be faithful to any woman.
Girls can't piss on the side of a wall or get laid with their pants on
Sissy had a thumb and middle finger
If you're operating a mechanical bull and deliberately break someone's arm with it, you will keep your job and that person will get kicked out of the bar.
If a woman won't lie about one thing, she'll lie about another.
Bud is better with his one arm than most guys are with two.
When Wes Hightower tells you to do something, you do it--or you will get hit.
Norman Tucker is better at hitting a punching bag than he is at riding a bull.
Thanks to his wife and kids, Uncle Bob is not a old pile of dog $hit in a cantaloupe patch.
Aunt Corene does not look like Dolly Parton.
Riding a mechanical bull better than your husband is grounds for divorce.
Bud was looking for love in all the wrong places.
I'm glad someone else noticed Sissy revving the engine EVERY TIME she parked. What was up with that?
shareBut if someone else goes to the trouble of making it for you, you shouldn't complain! If you are too lazy to prepare your own food and clean your own trailer house.
shareDon't forgit to ' Look up ere'
shareAnd have a red silk shirt made for you
sharePam can cook hamburger helper.
shareIf the burger’s still moving you put it back on the FIRE!!
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