The Perfect Movie?

Of course it IS the perfect movie: As you said: Chuck Norris, Lee Van Cleef ("The Bad" - for younger viewers who don't remember…), Ninjas,
AND Chuck's mighty(!!!) inner voice(Mini-Chuck…? Or is it the voice of us all? I don't know)
But seriously: It is a great pleasure to watch in 2015 something that is genuinely perfect, especially the infinitely cool, dreamy, very cool voice-overs of chuck's mini-chuck…(or am I repeating myself…)
Whatever :
Sometimes it's okay to tell a joke more then once: 1.Chuck can kill 2 stones with one bird. 2.Chuck doesn't sleep - he waits. 3. He can sneeze with his eyes open.
But most important: 4. Chuck Talks, You Listen!
Easy, those jokes are new to some over here in Polend. Cool country by now, by the way.
Greetings!

I gave it 3 out of 10 and 2 of those were for Carol Bagdasarian's breast.