On another post, someone worried a new F13 audience would be 'made for a modern audience' which of course is always code for "force a 'just be kind' message into the story."
So, how could Hollywood fuck up F13 for people who just want to see a normal horror movie?
(My hope is that by people putting all the terrible ideas on this thread, the studios will understand nobody wants to see that kind of shit)
Friday the 13th (2026);
- No nudity.
- An unnattractive cast of victims.
- A racially diverse cast with the final girl being a fat POC.
- Several characters (or cast members) are non-binary/LGBT.
- Bloodless kills, very little gore. A tame R.
- Directed by a woman who has directed a few television episodes, no prior movie experience.
- Jason and his mother are inbred white people out in the woods who target queer brown folk because they're evil, racist, homophobes. The final girl gets a yass queen slaayy moment where she beheads Pamela and kicks Jasons ass, whilst everyone in the audience claps.
Watch the box office explode.
That’s the wokists’ fantasy, yes.
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In Part V, little Reggie accuses Pam of having a white savior complex.
Absolutely nailed it 👍
shareThe final non-binary birthing (or not?) person should have a chip on it's shoulder, because they were misgendered by a white cis-man cop at a Queers For Palestine rally.
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