My vote goes to the Napeleon Dynamite-looking Caddy who says "you know I've often though of becoming a golf club."
And when teh bishop says "put me down for 5," and in the background he holds up eight or nine fingers.
No one mentioned "The Bishop"
Still, my favorite is Spaulding. He always says the wrong thing. Stuff like:
"Are you gonna eat your fat?"
"I got this from a Negro!"
And, of course, in the background, while Smails is kicking the ball to a better lie "Turds! Double turds" as he misses each shot.
But maybe the best is him stealing drinks in the club (including one with a cigarette butt in it), then getting sick and throwing up in the Porsche.
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The Bishop was awesome.
Tony: Another Rob Roy, Bishop?
Bishop: You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink because it's nobody's goddamn business how many drinks he's had already, right?
Judge Smails: Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.
Bishop: "Excellency," fiddlesticks! My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.
Judge Smails: You're not a man. You're a bishop, for God's sake!
Bishop: There is no God!
the guys playing cards & drinking bloody mary's in the locker room.
๐Season's greetings!๐
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An honorable mention to "Billy Barou".
For when you need those high-pressure birdie putts to drop.