Best throwaway lines?


After seeing a comment on one of the other threads, I got to thinking. What are your favorite throwaway lines in the movie?

Mine has got to be:
"Did you get my Cheez Whiz, boy?"

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"Hey Jake, there's got to be at least seven dollars' worth of change here."

Then I love the way Jake reaches over.

And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best.
Sony 16:9

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well what are ya' gonna do about it..Whitey!


"Vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive le sacre mercenaire."

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I always crack up when the boys are talking about bad prison food with Matt Guitar Murphy.

Matt: How was Joliet?

Jake: Oh, it was bad. On Thursday night they served a wicked pepper steak.

Matt: It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal pen.

Elwood: Or that oatmeal in the Cook County slammer.

Matt: They're ALL pretty bad!

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I love that exchange!

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Can't drive past a Pier 1 Imports without deadpanning "Pier 1 Imports."

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I don't know if it's a throwaway line but:

"How much for the little girl? The women! How much do you want for the women?"

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"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."

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The lines about buying the girls/women are probably from the SNL parody of "The Beverly Hillbillies". I can't find the skit online anywhere, but it aired in 1979. Google for "snl bel arabs".

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I like how both Elwood and Mercer say hi to Sim (?) on the stoop.


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I did sixty in five minutes once...

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Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

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The exchange in the phone booth, culminating with Elwood asking Jake: "Who are you going to call?"

Foreshadowing, anyone? :)

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As soon as Elwood asked that, I shouted out "Ghostbusters!" haha.

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You want I should wash the dead bugs off the windshield?


One soiled.


Chicken wire?


You can't lie to a nun.


Fix the cigarette lighter.

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Fix the cigarette lighter. Definitely.

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Another favorite:

"I knew a hooker once name Minnie Mazola."

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"How often does the train go by?"

"So often you won't even notice it."



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