What do y'all think are the funniest lines in the movie? Some of mine definately include:
"Somebody hates these cans!!"
and
"I grew up a poor black boy"
"What is it boy? A fire? *Shithead barks* Fire! Fire! Fire! Fiiiire!"
To write like JKR, you have to think like JKR. Me, 7/03/04, 5:11 PM
"Random son of a bitch"
"Son of a blocking bastard"
- M Emmet Walsh.
Driver: "Hey where ya headed?"
Navin: "St. Louis, where you going?"
Driver: "To the end of this fence."
Navin: ---Okay! *gets in truck*
Navin: "My name is Navin Johnson, what's yours?"
Driver: "Here we are."
lol that part is great.
Navin: I've heard about this... cat juggling.
and
Navin: I AM NOT A BUM! I'm a jerk.
well, all the lines pretty much cracked me up.
(At the gas station)
Inventor: "damn these glasses!"
Navin: "Yes sir! I damn thee glasses!"
or
Navin: " Even though it's only been 4 weeks and three days since I've met you, it feels like nine weeks and five days. The first day felt like a week..."
This movie still tickles me everytime I see it :)
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Navin-"Not you sh!thead wheres Marie"
Navin-"Yay!The Phone books here"
Navin-"I was born a poor black child"
I LOVE Chris Farley,Adam Sandler,David Spade and anyone else who was on SNL that year!
Navin: The next time you make love to your boyfriend, will you think of me?
Marie: I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin: Well, if you ever make love to me, will you promise to think of him?
Marie: How about if you make love to him, and think of me?
Navin: As long as I'm in there somewhere.
Actually, it's a BLUE car, and he says "...any BLUE Chevy..."
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Navin: " Even though it's only been 4 weeks and three days since I've met you, it feels like nine weeks and five days. The first day felt like a week..."
LOL I love that one! Also that song when they are playing the instruments..awesome.
Samson:Fool! Your fare is the only thing stopping me from breaking your face!
Driver: "Hey where ya headed?"
Navin: "St. Louis, where you going?"
Driver: "To the end of this fence."
Navin: ---Okay! *gets in truck*
Navin: "My name is Navin Johnson, what's yours?"
Driver: "Here we are."
the best line ever is at the end...
Navin: How'd you find me??
Dad: I dunno...this was the first place we looked...
BEST EVER!!
...yarr...
"My friend Patty gave me a blowj*b"
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Marie: "I heard a song that made me think about the way we were."
Navin: "What was the song?"
Marie: "The Way We Were."
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I can't believe no one said a few of my favorites.
"She's no piece of a$$!"
"One dollar and NINE CENTS!"
Navin: How much is all this gonna cost me?
Mr. Hartounian: Nothing. When you're rich and famous, you can send me a postcard.
Navin: Postcard, huh. (thinking about it). Okay! It's a deal!
"You mean, I'm gonna stay this color."
those are all great, but the best part is the whole sh*t from shinola" scene.
"sh*t...shinola"
"you gonna be alllright."