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An Alien Christmas (song)


Chestbursters roasting on an open fire
Xenomorph nipping at your brains
Blood-curdling screams rise like a choir
And folks dressed like Space Marines

Everybody knows a hive and some drones
They mostly come out at night
Tiny tots with their fears and their moans
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know the Queen’s on her way
She's loaded lots of eggs and nasties in her nest
And every mother's child is gonna wail
To see an alien burst from her chest

And so I'm offering this parasite
To prey from one to ninety-two
Although they’ve been laid many times, many eggs
A facehugger… For you

They know the Queen’s on her way
She's loaded lots of eggs and nasties in her nest
And every mother's child is gonna wail
To see an alien burst from her chest

And so I'm offering this parasite
To prey from one to ninety-two
Although they’ve been laid many times, many eggs
A facehugger…
A facehugger…
A facehugger… For you


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Original lyrics:

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Can help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

They know that Santa's on his way
With toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you

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Lol wow, I’m surprised no one commented on this. You really did great writing that, good job! You can actually sing those lyrics and they fit right in with the song. And great idea with combining a happy Christmas song with Alien horror elements lol. I’d like to hear someone sing that along to the song, other than myself in my head. (Not about to start singing these lyrics right now, my family would be like wtf are you doing lol) but good job, keep it up and write some more cheerful holiday songs combined with horror movies and their violence haha

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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

I do take all my writing seriously, even parodies. And I think I got replies on the Aliens and/or Prometheus boards.

I will definitely consider attempting an annual Horror Movie Christmas Song. Chucky & Childs Play seem like a great candidate for a song.

Im also thinking of Pumpkinhead... hmmm. Damn I should watch that movie again.

One of my favorite movies is Bram Stokers Dracula, 1992, and now I already want to do this one....

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