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Is Guntar Kleeman the greatest actor ever?

posted 2 years ago by JacobChapman (6)
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He portrays the part of a man who has taken the Rainbow Suspender Man's Creed to the letter.
The type of man that every night he goes to bed, he straps his rainbow suspenders to his PJs and recites:
"These are my rainbow suspenders.
There are many like them but this pair is mine
My rainbow suspenders are my best friend
They are my life
I must master them as I must master my life
Without me my rainbow suspenders are useless
Without my rainbow suspenders I am useless
I must wear my rainbow suspenders true
I must hold my jeans higher than my enemy who is trying to pants me
I must pants him before he pantses me
I will
Before Bungle I swear this creed
My rainbow suspenders and myself are defenders on my jeans
We are the masters of suspension
We are the suspenders of my jeans
So be it
Until there is no enemy
But jeans
Amen"

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21454) 2 years ago

This is one of the best “first post” made in movie chat history. We salute youuu!

[–] JacobChapman (6) 2 years ago

Thanks
I also remember the the threat Andy made to Matthew if he ever saw him again. "If I ever see you again I'mm gonna F your A."
It had me wondering if he'd have had the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach arround.

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21454) 2 years ago

You’ll be watching him!!