Favorite lines....


HILARIOUS! My dad is the one that introduced me to this movie...I probably think it's funny due to how funny he thought it was. Great lines in my opinion:


"Careful there, Toefield...you're wrinklin' my good luck bandana!"

"They're stringin' up ol' Speed!"

"OOOOOH nasty!! OOOOOOH NASTY!"




And of course...



We was just sayin' how much we needed a figgereen."

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"I better put you to bed darlin'"
I just got OUT o' bed... DARLIN'!"


"Not the CURTAINS!"

"I ain't askin for no DIGNIFICATION"

(In his best woman voice)"Senior Moon! Como stah senior Moon!"

"Me and the wife was just sayin how we wished you'd come out"

"Well ya damn SURE gotcher wish didnya?"

But my favorite?

"Have a good time..Act FOOLISH!"

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