HILARIOUS! My dad is the one that introduced me to this movie...I probably think it's funny due to how funny he thought it was. Great lines in my opinion:
"Careful there, Toefield...you're wrinklin' my good luck bandana!"
"They're stringin' up ol' Speed!"
"OOOOOH nasty!! OOOOOOH NASTY!"
And of course...
We was just sayin' how much we needed a figgereen."
This movie is full of great lines.
I can do this all day long...
I'm talkin' about ALL day long!
You can always tell a virgin because
the whites of the eyes ain't clear.
Julia... what do you say we try canning
some of them apricots?
Dammit. I feel sorry for the poor
sonofabitch that winds up with you.
I only slept with you
so you'd keep on working.
(holding jar of crude oil)
Damn worthless black goo.
You missed Old Man in the Moon.
Hell, I got my faults, I admit it, but...
Hell, I got my ways, too.
Hungry? *beep* I could eat a frozen dog.
Well, we'll go to the kitchen and see
if we've got one already froze.
Great stuff.
You're right "I can do this ALLLLL day long" is my favorite...and easily quoted in so many situations...had to add a couple more:
"You was the best I ever had...'cept maybe that circus feller."
"How's about a little snort?"
"I wanna take a little Spanish Pause. That's one of the keys to pacing yourself...you just go on trimmin' your wicks"
Surely "Let me see my bride!"
shareThem's the breaks
share"She puts the chairs up on the walls so you can't sit on them."
"What?"
"I can't explain it to ya, Towfield, it's over your head."
"You wanna marry him? I've asked you out ten times, and you gave me the flap of your umbrella. Sh*t!"
"I wouldn't take you to a dog fight if you was the defendin' champ!"
And One of my Favorites:
Paraphrasing;
"A Woman loves an Outlaw, Like a Little boy loves a puppy dog."
Henry Lloyd: A good husband's hard to find.
Julia: You weren't hard to find, you were standing in front of the whole town with a rope around your neck.
Henry Lloyd: You're a smart woman. I like smart women.
Julia: (sarcastically) Sure you do.
Henry Lloyd: (not impressed) Maybe a little TOO smart.
stray dog, not puppy dog.
Puppy dog doesn't even make sense.
u are the winner,the dogfight line is the best!
share Wasn't this the one that spawned the line (maybe it was Belushi):
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
And of course, "Viva Mehicoooooo!" (while the horse behind begins to sway dangerously)
sharehere's a real funny one: I don't want to get calluses pattin' myself on the back, but I have put a gal or two in tune with nature.
I'm sure nature is very greatful.
...from this movie?
"The closer you get to Canada, the more things there are that can eat your horse."
Nope. But Belushi or the SNL crew may well have parodied or reused that classic line from its original source, "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre."
share'I'll never forget ya, Hermione--you was the first woman I ever had that I didn't have to pay for...'
'We all dream of being a child again - even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all...'
try Treasure of the Sierra Madre
shareThat was Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
shareHermione: You were the best I ever had, Henry...'cept for that circus fella..."
Henry Moon (about to be hung and beaming at the first part of the sentence, crestfallen at the second): Oh, why'd you have to go and say that Hermione?
It's been a LONG time since I saw this one, but the line that stuck out clearest to me was when he tied her up and said "I'm gonna show you how the CHINESE do it!" It just struck me as funny and had me laughing till my ribs hurt.
share"I'm not having a good time, I swear I ain't!"
Preacher:"Hello, my son."
Moon: "You go to Hell!"
Preacher: "...and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord forever."
Moon:"Bull-sh!T!"
"Polty's just another way of sayin' 'chicken'."
"I don't care what anybody says I'm a gentleman! And I ain't gonna throw up in here I'm gonna throw up outside...because I respect ya house."
Sherriff: "Moon, do you have any final last words?"
Moon: "Just this: I wanna say to all you good people of Longhorn, especially you lovely ladies, that the old sayin' 'you can't judge a book by its cover', it's true. 'Cause there's some books that're all scruffed up on the outside, but when you turn around and look inside, why..the words..is just...wonderful!"
Re: this here's mexican dirt" "It ain't fair!"
and then in recant with ladies of Longhorn:
"Well, buzzards can fly" "and they keep the desert clean!"
Whitey: "I'll guard it with my life."
Moon: "aw c'mon Whitey, you can do better than that!"
"This looks like a wall of mexican teeth!"
Julia: "get back to work"
Moon: "I'd rather laugh"
Julia: "that's all you like to do"
Moon: "no that ain't all I like to do!"
"last night, Whitey painted himself all up like an indian.......oh and did he go on the warpath--woo woo wooooo"
Moon: "pretty soon all over America people's gonna be pickin em up and settin em down...pickin em up and settin em down--an it's all gonna be on account of you"
Belushi: "I tol' 'im....I tol' 'im!!"
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I'll be outside running a reference test.
Why don't you run one on your skull while you're at it?.share