Best Skits


Besides A Fistful of Yen, what are the best skits?
"That's Armegeddon!"
"Scot-Free"
"Willer Beer" (You're only reincarnated four or five times in life)
"Danger Seekers"

Those would be mind. This movie is friggin hilarious!


Focker why do you hate cats?

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Six words: Catholic High School Girls In Trouble.

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Feel-O-Rama was pretty good, too.

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Flying over New York, while banner says "Hong Kong"...

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The United Appeal for the Dead
Scot Free
Willer Beer
Cleopatra Schwartz
Zinc Oxide and You

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That cowboy's a goner!!

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"High Adventure" with the microphone...

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Catholic High School Girls In Trouble. alot.

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Feel-a-round
eye witness news!!

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Extreme Sports

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Cleopatra Schwartz

"She was six feet of black dynamite - he was a short Hasidic jew"

possibly the funniest line I have ever heard

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"We have no known treatment for death".

Without a doubt, that one.

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Catholic High School Girls in Trouble....

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That popcorn you're eating was pissed in. Film at 11.
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
That news guy cracked me up every time.

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This movie has been a distant memory with me for years.

Is there a black guy called Don 'No Soul' Simmons in this movie? He wears a yellow pullover and keeps singing, "Oh, Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree." I swear, sometimes I think I must have dreamt it.

It's so funny, it's haunted me for years. I think Carlton on Fresh Prince initially brought the memory crashing back!

I think BB King or someone keeps appearing asking the black community to give generously to help, "Blacks without soul." Cut to Don doing his thing!

I also remember a scene where a drop dead gorgeous woman strolls over to an average looking guy on a street and says seductively, "Show me your nuts." He says, "OK," and starts pulling funny faces, making stupid noises, and saying, "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!" until she walks away in disgust!

Hey, listen, if I'm on the wrong movie here, or dreamt the whole thing, don't worry about it! This happens to me a lot!

But I have a strong feeling The Kentucky Fried Movie is in many ways responsible for virtually everything that can be found here:

http://www.thebreakingnews.piczo.com/
(Truth Not Provided.)

'He not busy being born, is busy dying.' Bob Dylan.

(You tell 'em, Bob ;-)

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youre thinking of "amazon women on the moon"

eidt: the black guys with no soul is from that.

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Thanks for that, ultraman!

It's all the hard times and the soft drugs that have left me confused...

Or was it the soft times and the hard drugs? Dunno.

Anyhow, it's nearly VALENTINE'S DAY, so dust down your guitar, get the hanky's ready, and learn the new lyric celebrating the TomKat romance (to the tune of John Denver's classic, "Take Me Home, Country Roads," called

KATIE HOLMES (TAKE TOM HOME) at

http://www.thebreakingnews.piczo.com/
(Truth Not Provided.)

'He not busy being born, is busy dying.' Bob Dylan.

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Christ, did a cow *beep* in here?

I escaped somehow

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