Needs a remake


And please include an explanation as to why everyone speaks English in an alien “subterranean” world.

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NC-17 version perhaps.

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Ah...you wanted to see McClure bang that native girl, eh?

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It's been co-opted by the crew at [Mystery Science 3,000.]

p.s., Don't waste your time.

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Ha! And they're going to market it as David Innes At The Earth's Core until shortly before release, where they will change the title to just David Innes.


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And they’ll cast Taylor Kitsch as David Innes.

And cast Jamie Fox as Abner Perry since black scientists were so prolific in Victorian times.

And make Ra an unrequited gay love interest.

And turn the character of Día into a pet rock.


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