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Favourite Lines From The Movie

posted 17 years ago by Shilpot7
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Here are a couple of mine:-

'Hey, Leonard, take a look...that's us, forty, fifty years from now.'

'I married a grouch!'

[–] epitmet 9 years ago

1. - I just wanted to know how it felt to you.
- It felt really terrific. It's just...I don't understand why I have
to announce it all the time.
- You don't have to announce it all the time. Just tell me. I have to be
reassured. What's wrong with that?
- It's difficult to give out bulletins in the heat of passion.

2. - Minnesota? I mean, what do you want to live in a dumb place like Minnesota for?
- What's wrong with Minnesota?
- I mean, it's so far from New York.

[–] nocomputer1962 9 years ago

Every line uttered by Eddie Albert, especially "I don't like one (beep) thing about you."

[–] stormiefaire 9 years ago

"You show your face here again I'm gonna kick you right over the Canadian border."

[–] nocomputer1962 9 years ago

This exchange:

MR. CORCORAN: Not if they hitched me to a horse and dragged me 40 miles by my tongue.
LENNY: That's an honest answer.
MR. CORCORAN: Not if they tied me to a tree, and put a lit bomb in my mouth.
LENNY: I appreciate your candor, sir. I think I have an idea, of, you know, where we stand, sir.

[–] sumankey13 8 years ago

"You could wear two wool sweaters and a raccoon coat and i could see through you"

*Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!*

[–] nocomputer1962 8 years ago

I actually quoted the raccoon coat line to my cat a couple weeks ago when she was trying to hide from me.

[–] sawarrior 8 years ago

"If you show up here again, I'll kick your ass over the Canadian border"

[–] rj-27 8 years ago

Lenny: "Honey, don't - don't draw little circles on my chest."
Lila: "I like to."
Lenny: "I know you like to, but I have this incredibly sensitive skin."
Lila: "I'll draw little squares."

Makes me laugh every time.

Democracy is the pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. H.L. Mencken

[–] putdepuckindenet1 8 years ago

"I had my doubts in Virginia. I was pretty sure in Georgia. But, you....."

"Honey! We were in a big accident!"

"His name, Wilmer McRainey"

[–] ejr-4 8 years ago

What, can't believe no one mentioned my favorite: "Lennie, I put cream on."