Pure Trash -- With an Embarrassing Oscar Pedigree
SPOILERS
I'm old enough to remember when Doctors Wives came out in 1971. It was one of a small clutch of films made to "make the most of the new R rating" by adapting trashy paperbacks to the big screen. Jacqueline Susann had led the way in the 60s with "Valley of the Dolls," and now with the R rating in place, movies could go even further.
But not THAT far. Having watched Doctors Wives a few days ago, I'm reminded that American studios often didn't know what to DO with the R rating. Doctors Wives has a lot of TALK about sex, and a couple of barely there moments of nudity, but it is really still a very square soap opera at heart. And there are no simulated sex scenes.
Dyan Cannon -- recently Oscar nommed for Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice -- beats Janet Leigh in Psycho in getting killed off early in the movie. She is in the first scene. She gets killed in the second scene. There are no flashbacks to her.
But her first scene IS a lollapalooza. She sits at a table playing cards with the other doctors wives. Their husbands are a mere table away playing their own card game, but not within earshot of their wives.
Dyan announces herself to the other wives pretty much as the sexpot slut of the women and announces that she will have sex with all their husbands to "test out their sexual problems and report them to the wives." She then announces that she has already had sex with "50% of the men." Why its "A Letter to Three Wives"(Oscar pedigree point Number One) mixed with a porn movie. With no porn.
The wives don't have to worry because Dyan gets killed in the next scene. (Her corpse is played by a nude body double atop a man whose face we can't see -- minimal 1971 R-rated nudity.) No mystery here -- turns out her husband understandably shot her atop ANOTHER doctor. THAT doctor is played by a low wattage, creepy looking TV actor named John Colicos. The doctor shot with Dyan (wounded, not killed) is played by low wattage actor George Gaynes, whose later claim to fame was playing a TV SOAP OPERA DOCTOR in Tootsie. It would seem this role was his audition, 11 years earlier.
The other "doctor husbands" are an interesting batch for 1971, two of whom were about to break big, the other..."dependable."
Gene Hackman is one of the doctors. Imagine, the awful Doctors Wives came out in 1971 -- the same year that Hackman won the Best Actor Oscar for The French Connection! Its rare that an actor makes his worst movie and his best movie in the same year(well, one of them, each), but Hackman in the beginning took any role he could get. ALSO in 1971, Hackman was in the truly wretched rape-and-murder fillled The Hunting Party. Its amazing that the Academy didn't hold those against him.
Hackman, like Michael Caine, came from poverty and saw movies as jobs. If they could land some Oscar bait along the way, great, but both men took ANYTHING, at least in the beginning. When he did Doctors Wives, Hackman already had Oscar nominations for Bonnie and Clyde and I Never Sang for My Father...but , he simply used them to market himself for schlock, sometimes. Like Michael Caine sometimes did. Like Doctors Wives.
One of the other doctors was a rising character man, nothing more , nothing less -- but in 1971 HIS ship came in, and it wasn't Doctors Wives. It was All in the Family. Yep, Carroll O'Connor is one of the doctors here, given -- as a wife -- a trivia question wife in the name of Cara Williams. Cara Williams had spent the 60's as a TV sitcom wife who was meant to be "the next Lucille Ball" -- but it didn't pan out, and here she plays the long-suffering O'Connor's embarrasing public alcoholic of a wife.
So in 1971, the same year they made Doctors Wives, Gene Hackman won the Best Actor Oscar for The French Connection and Carroll O'Connor made TV history as Arhcie Bunker.
Which leaves the final doctor -- Richard Crenna. His was a fascinating career. Starting on TV in the fifties as an adenoidal nerd of a teenager on "Our Miss Brooks," the good looking "man next door" Crenna next took a father role on The Real McCoys, detoured into "serious TV drama" with Slattery's People(about a State Senator) and...for a few years...got to be a movie star.
It didn't last long, but he got a second lead to Steve McQueen in Robert Wise's epic The Sand Pebbles(1966) and got probably his most famous role as a sympathetic crook TRYING to menace blind Audrey Hepburn in the very famous screamer Wait Until Dark. (I've always figured that Crenna got those leads because McQueen and Hepburn were too expensive to cast bigger stars in Crenna's roles.)
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