Why I despise today's Hollywood
99% of what comes out of corporate-controlled Hollywood today is pure crap. Most of the time it is horrid franchise product, but there's also the remake factory that takes classics from the past and "updates" them for today's vapid, Kardashian-weaned audience. So it is with The Beguiled, a genuine classic from the New Hollywood period of the 70s, which the sausage factory has now selected to butcher.
Now, I'm not automatically against ALL remakes, but based on the casting of the new one, I can already see where it is headed. First, it's just a glamor-fest: Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst, Elle Fanning. When I read those three names, I thought, "Who are they going to cast as McBurney, Chris Pratt??" SURE ENOUGH, one of the press releases said that the producers are looking for a "Chris Pratt type." Of course they're going to cast some thoroughly uninteresting pretty-boy, notable only for his abs, pecs, and designer stubble, and certainly not for talent. Name your zero: Pratt, Hemsworth, Worthington, Pine, or one yet to be discovered. Today's Hollywood is only about looks, not about talent. Geraldine Page and Elizabeth Hartman may not have been the most attractive actresses around (which means that they would never be cast in those parts today), but they looked absolutely right for their roles and their performances were flawless. In fact, every supporting performer, from Jo Ann Harris to Pamelyn Ferdin to Mae Mercer, was superbly cast and played. Even Eastwood, whose performance was not one of his best IMO, felt absolutely right in the role.
Since the new one is going to be a glamor-fest, I wonder if the fascinating psychological elements of the original will be simplified or dropped entirely in favor of lots of "hot" sex. I wonder if McBurney will be made less of a scoundrel because, in Hollywood today, beautiful people are not allowed to be bad. I'm sure things like kissing the 12 year old girl and killing the turtle will be completely unacceptable to today's audience, so they will be jettisoned.
Actually, I'm making myself angry just thinking about what they're going to do to the film. Better quit while I'm ahead.