You know you've seen WED too many times when...
You start a phone call by saying, "Broadsword calling Danny Boy!"
Your wife notices you have a hole in your sweater and you reply, "What the Hell...a hole is a hole is hole, as they say!"
During a conversation, you tell someone that you "thought ze Cathedral was on ze uzzer side of ze Square!"
You meet a beautiful blonde showing a lot of cleavage, look down at her boobs and comment, "What a disguise!"
Your wife catches you in bed with another woman and demands to know what's going on, and you reply, "It's very simple...the young lady and myself have just uncovered a plot to assassinate the Fuhrer!"
Your only solution to even the smallest problem is to "Whistle up a Pathfinder Squadron with ten-ton bombs!"
You once dated a girl called Fred
Any more?
British by birth - English by The Grace of God