Ah, I feel better now.
Because you wouldn't eat your beets, Aunt Nellie is working the streets!
"They drummed you outta Hollywood, so yuh come crawwwwlin' back to Brawwwwd-way..."
"Forget it, Jake. It's the internet."
....and not one of those lowzeeee bwalll points.....
Swing away, Merrill....Merrill, swing away...share
PILLS, BABY! PILLS!
shareWho in hell are you?
If your wife is a wicked witch, you're a flying monkey.
NEEEEEEELYYY O'HARAAAAAAAA!
who the *beep* are you?
A big bulldyke with ugly shoes.
They're replacing you with a younger girl.
If your wife is a wicked witch, you're a flying monkey.
A big bulldyke with ugly shoes.
They're replacing you with a younger girl.
Actually, she says "a big ugly nurse in orthopedic shoes", not bulldyke.
But would some of the examples on the thread like They're replacing you with a younger girl be funny, if not contained in VOTD? I don't find that line funny, as such.
no, watch and watch till you drop. With ever new viewing, you will find the effervescent Duke and not miss one minute nuance and movement.
shareno, watch and watch till you drop. With ever new viewing, you will find the effervescent Duke and not miss one minute nuance and movement.
Boobies, boobies, boobies!
In heaven everything is fine.
"Dolls,Dolls,I gotta have a Doll"...
I'll Teach You To Laugh At Something's That's Funny
Homer Simpson
"Anne I am not nutty. I'm just hooked on Dolls".
share"I need a Doll! I need a Doll!"
share"oh my God, it's a wig! HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS! "
shareFunny line, but aside from the funny lines, that reminded me how gorgeous I thought she looked with her "natural" hair, which I think was the real wig... but the platinum hair was gorgeous.
Poyzunus 1
"YOUNGER? LYON, I'M 26!"
"You look THIRTY-SIX!"
WTF?!?!?
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.
"You're my agent! You're supposed to take care of me!"
"I'm merely travelling incognito."
"Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Nuttin' but boobies. Who needs'em?"
And there are dozens more. One of the most hilarious films ever made.
"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"
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"Now you get out of my way. I got a man waitin' for me."
"That's a switch from the fags you're usually stuck with."
"At least I never married one!"
"You take that back."
You. Take. That. Back????
"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"
"Now you get out of my way. I got a man waitin' for me."
"That's a switch from the fags you're usually stuck with."
"At least I never married one!"
"You take that back."
You. Take. That. Back????
"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"