OT: Oscar Weekend, 2023
Hey, they say the Oscars are a show nobody watches to celebrate movies that nobody's seen but...last year around this time, I announced I was going to watch the show and....look what a spectacle they delivered!
So...let's do it again. Some of us.
As I post this, they are tomorrow. Two movies that EVERYBODY has seen -- Top Gun 2 and Avatar 2 -- are nominated but they can't win the big awards. I would suppose that Avatar 2 will beat Top Gun on any technicals.
And those two being in the mix beg the question: all of the other nominated Oscar movies PUT TOGETHER barely earned what...5% ..of Top Gun OR Avatar 2. But neither of those two can win. Its not allowed.
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Will Jamie Lee Curtis win the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Everything, Everywhere All At Once(EEAAO) that her mother did not, for Psycho(on topic) in 1960?
Well, EEAAO is the favorite in several categories so...maybe. In fact, didn't JLC actually WIN one of those early awards?
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Chris Rock cannily waits a year until the Oscars roll around again to FINALLY lay the verbal smackdown on some people. Netflix pays him 20 million for the honor. That was one lucrative slap!
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There's a fairly long commercial for the Oscars that's actually pretty funny. Jon Hamm and some other guy recreate their roles from Top Gun 2 and give host Jimmy Kimmel (framed like Tom Cruise) a briefing on all the other folks who turned them DOWN to host. ("We BEGGED Steve Harvey.") Kimmel makes embarrassed references not only to the slap, but to that OTHER debacle where the wrong movie was announced as Best Picture.
Billy Crystal -- now old, but still with the funny timing -- comes on as a Navy admiral to remind Kimmel that he hosted the Oscars NINE times. (NINE times! I forgot it was that many.)
Hell, I've lived to see Bob Hope as the main host, Johnny Carson(best) as the main host; Crystal as the main host(never hotter -- and he knew it -- than the night he made Jack Palance ad lib jokes all night long after the latter accepted his Oscar by doing one-armed pushups)...I've seen a lot in my years. Still feel young though.
I tell ya, this "Top Gun spoof" commercial is so funny that it almost makes one think the Oscars mighvt mean something this year. And the commercial begs the question: all these unknown movies nominated but we ALL know Top Gun 2....
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The Academy continues with its "fixes." All the categories NOT given live last year WILL be given live this year. But no honors given to stars and crew past.
Also no red carpet...it will be "champagne" this year.
The Oscar show still gives a lot of funding to the Motion Picture Academy, so THEY need that show to go on.
I guess the risk is: will the Oscars ever leave network broadcast and follow the other awards shows to...broadcast cable? streaming...YOUTUBE? (That's right, I think that more than one minor awards show will go to YouTube!)