OT: Summer Movies 2022 -- COVID Behind Us? Or Not?
Its been interesting to be going to the movies in 2022.
One by one, movies that were delayed in the release(Top Gun 2) or delayed in the making (Elvis -- star Tom Hanks was one of the first cases of COVID when he started work on that movie in Australia in March of 2020), or delayed in both.
I can barely remember the movie now, but didn't the James Bond "No Time to Die" see it release date moved about three times from April of 2020 through the rest of 2020 before landing in late 2021?
In short, COVID is sorta kinda "over" (in the US at least, in most states at least) even as it is still hanging around and making trouble.
But Hollywood went and got some of the delayed "biggies" out -- No Time To Die last year; The Batman back in March and -- a "Summer Slate" now.
Its been good...but bad. I'm reminded of Vertigo, where James Stewart "brings back" his dead love, but its not REALLY her.
We've brought back the summer movie season, but its not REALLY a summer movie season...
To be sure, there have been three "big ones" since May:
Top Gun 2 (which star producer Tom Cruise proudly swears he NEVER would have allowed to go to streaming first or only.) It has made a bazillion gazillon dollars.
Jurassic World: The Last One Maybe(Yeah sure.) It has made a gazillion dollars.
Elvis: I think it opened real good but I'm not sure if it had staying power.
I saw all three of them, at the theater, with lots of other people. We will see if I die.
But in the meantime, I noticed this:
Yeah they had three "big ones" -- and another "big one" right now(Thor from Marvel and hey, I thought Endgame WAS the Endgame? We were supposed to cry and applaud and say goodbye but NOOOOOO...they're all coming back, even if they were dead , some of them.)
But all in all, there just aren't that many big ones made and ready to go. The movies AREN'T back.
Consider the summer of 1982 (forty years ago): ET, Poltergeist, The Road Warrior, Star Trek II, Rocky III, Blade Runner, The Thing, and more
Consider the summer of 1984: Ghostbusters, Indy and the Temple of Doom, Star Trek III, Gremlins, and lots more.
No, they just didn't have enough "big ones' in the pipeline(Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock have "Bullet Train" coming in the old "one more in August slot, that's it.) And on my most recent trip to the theater (to see Elvis) I noted that we were back to "COVID year trailers" of movies of such little consequence and excitement in the trailers that I don't even believe they ARE real movies.
Quick takes:
TOP GUN 2. Top Gun 2 was a lot of fun, but ol' Tom basicallly took what had been a "military booster movie" in the 80's and turned it into another Mission Impossible action movie -- with touches of The Guns of Navarone and The Bridges at Toko Ri in the mission and Star Wars (the first one, the best one) at the cilmax.
JURRASIC WORLD 3(JURASSIC PARK 6). Jurrassic World has a gimmick: the original Jurassic Park had Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum as the leads...and then split them up into the sequels (Goldblum got one, Neill got one, Dern got a cameo.) Well, "the gang's all here" in this one, along with the new stars(led by Chris Pratt and Opie's pretty redhead daughter). Neill, Dern, Goldblum...Pratt, Howard.)
And something odd happened: I remember thinking that Jurassic Park was no Jaws, that the three leads weren't as interesting(though Goldblum came close) as Schieder, Dreyfuss and Shaw. But....all these years later, Neill, Dern, and especially Goldblum seemed MUCH more intesting than the modern leads.
But here's the problem. The thing that Jurassic Park did really well was to make us WAIT for the dinosaurs in general and REALLY wait for the "killer" dinos -- the T-Rex got a great scene and the Raptors got a great scene and they all came together at the climax.
Well in this new Jurrassic movie, dinos are front and center, always around, always in the frame and only RARELY eating people, and not eating major characters til the very end. (Nifty: we get a call back to the cute little spittin' creature that killed Seinfeld's Newman in the original -- along with a great callback to the Shaving Cream Can McGuffin.)
Noteable: Jeff Goldblum IS a star, kind of . The movie saves Goldblum's entrance for last; it builds up to him. He's an old guy now, but the quirkiness and edgy line readings remain(at his peak, he was a very SEXY weird guy.) Goldblum has The Big Chill and The Fly on his resume, but also the Jurassic movies and Independence Day as blockbusters. I figure he will stick around and play character parts -- he's the best thing in Jurrassic World...which just isn't very good. Too much of a good thing, with no threat from most of the dinos to most of the people (and a "repeater" of a final beast vs beast fight, from other sequels).
For kids, I guess. (Though "on topic": Someone called Jaws -- Psycho at Sea; someone called Jurassic Park ---Jaws on Land. So Psycho influenced all.
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