OT: Too Much Suspense -- "Kidnap" with Halle Berry
MINOR SPOILERS
All that Oscar bait out there -- I'm really getting psyched for The Post -- and here I am with a Redbox rental of the usual "slick modern B movie" type.
"Kidnap," with Halle Berry.
Someone else rented it, thought I'd like it with my Hitchcock jones and they were sorta kinda right. I never would have seen this at the theater, but as a rental, it got the job done. And intrigued me as so many "too much suspense" films do.
The plot is very simple and yes, we've seen variants before: The Man Who Knew Too Much(both versions) is the "seminal film of the genre"(good ol' Hitchcock: child kidnap movies; stop the assasination movies; slasher movies; James Bond movies -- he invented them all, if sometimes influenced by Lang.) But also "Ransom"(done quaintly with Glenn Ford in the 50s and bloodily with Mel Gibson in the 90s) and assorted other films.
"Taken" had superspy Liam Neeson's teeange daughter kidnapped(for sex slavery) and is in some ways the template for "Kidnap."
In "Kidnap," Halle Berry's six-year old son(a little boy of little life's experience) kidnapped away from her at a children's park but -- whereas superspy Liam Neeson almost immediately started punching, Kung-fu-ing and killing all the subsidiary kidnappers en route to rescuing his daughter, Berry is in "one note agony": much of "Kidnap" is a movie-long car chase with Berry trying to catch up with, and stay behind, the car with the kidnappers and her little boy. There is none of the satisfying episodic action of "Taken"(in which "old guy" Neeson beat up much younger guys and killed assorted mobsters and sex slavers en route to the big finish); this one is a "one woman show" often reminiscent of Spielbergs' TV movie classic "Duel"(one freaked out protagonist in a car, versus another motor vehicle).
Actually, as it went along, I recognized "Kidnap" as a kissing cousin of a long-ago nail-biter with Kurt Russell called "Breakdown," where his WIFE is kidnapped in the desert Southwest and Kurt must try to catch up with the kidnappers and save her.
Indeed, both "Kidnap" and "Breakdown" essentially have the same elements along the way(trying to alert police to the crooks)), and roughly the same climactic sequence: at the ironically homespun and banal "country home" which is really the kidnappers lair.
But "Kidnap" fails against "Taken" and "Breakdown" because it really boils down to Halle, Halle, Halle....all the time. With precious little interaction with any other characters except -- in chilling little moments -- the kidnappers themselves.
As I've noted before, Hitchcock would not have made movie like "Kidnap" because it is simply too suspenseful. Too grueling. No comedy relief. No snappy dialogue. No other supporting characters of note.
I also noted that Halle Berry is an Oscar winner -- and damned if her driven, freaked-out, over-emotional and hysterical performance here wasn't rather a dead ringer for her famous over-emoting in her Oscar win speech for 2001(funny, she hasn't even been nominated since.) Of course, a mother on the constant verge of losing her little boy to killer kidnappers WOULD be hysterical(see: Doris Day when first told by Jimmy Stewart in The Man Who Knew Too Much)...but this becomes exhausting.
As with so many other movies of its type, "Kidnap" is a B movie elevated by its Oscar winning star and pristine production values to look like more than it is.
Its grueling. Its one note. Its no fun.
But it is satisfying at the end, where Halle gets to confront the kidnappers(including one very ugly overweight woman who has me wondering why do unattractive people SEEK movie careers?) and gets her much-publicized line:
"You took the wrong kid!"
And finally gets that Righteous Revenge we've been waiting for.
For too long.