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The Most Ambiguous Line Ever in Any Movie...


This movie is in my top 5 of all-time, however the scene when they go to talk to Bronson, the guy who answers the door says..."Don't know his name, but there's a guy out back chopping wood for his breakfast".

So...to me that means he's going to eat the wood for his breakfast....he's chopping wood for his breakfast!!! It should've been written...or spoken with a little more clarity.

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I think they cut a scene where Chris says, "next he will mow the inkeepers wife's lawn for supper"


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!





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You are stupid.

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This sketch is getting extremely silly!

Besides, Bronson is so hard, he could eat granite for supper!

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But was there a Saxon in that woodpile?

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He must have been a cereal killer.

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With hindsight, Bronson was miscast in the part. They should have cast Clint Eatwood.

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This thread is golden.

I have no qualms with eating wood, though the Surgeon General apparently reports that it causes a splintered tongue.

Go ahead. Make my day.

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"Clint Eastwood?" What kinda stupid name is that?!




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This is the funniest thread, ever! :-D

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Am I the only one who thought he was chopping wood to build a cooking fire to make his breakfast? I didn't think it was to pay for breakfast but it could be that too. Funny thread btw.

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Maybe he was going to eat Natalie Wood for breakfast, that would have been a treat. Even her sister!


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How about "I shot an elephant in my pajamas"?

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Or "He opened the door in his nightshirt"?

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