Favorite MST3K Lines


" When TV Repairmen walked the Earth!!" That, and " She was a fast machine, she keeps her motor clean..."

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Played this one for my sibs the other day to plenty of laughs. My favorite is in the 'Reel Life/Real Life' presentation:
[Joel:] In Reel Life, [Tom:] your landlord is a rosy-cheeked, cheerful old man.
[Joel:] In REAL Life, [Crow:] your landlord's a butane addict who sneaks into your apartment and looks through your underwear drawer.

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Betty: He killed two people!
Grandpa:Does he need a room?

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