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"We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes." Joseph

"And Albert (pause) Albert's a swine..." Joseph

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Dead? That was very considerate of him.
and:
The first thing to do is make sure that he's dead. I don't trust him.

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"Compliments of the Season." - Jules

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I love the whole "rush in and warn him" scene, especially Joseph's casual stroll to get the cards, and Jules's long-winded detailing of the warning: ". . . Tell him there's a deadly, poisonous snake. . . inside. [pause] The cage."



"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

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Joseph: Accounts? You call this mess of unrelated mathematics accounts? I got 10 years for a better set of books than these!

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