Perfect Cast for a Remake
OK, the format of this cast follows more closely to the portrayal of the characters from the play than from the movie. I don't expect everyone to agree with every casting call in this movie and some people cast in this have been in other movies or shows before so we all know that they can pull off the chemistry required for this production. Having said that, here it is:
Alice - Kate Bosworth (The perfect all American girl next door)
Grandpa - Christopher Walken (The only actor that could possibly live in a situation such as this and find it totally normal)
Tony - Topher Grace (Polite, charming, and with a slightly crazy edge, he'd be perfect)
Mr. Kirby - James Rebhorn (The tightass bad guy from "Scent of a Woman" has also shown a genuine warmth in a few other films to make Kirby's character arc believable)
Boris - Willem Dafoe (Who else could play an eccentric Russian?)
Essie - Jessica Simpson (Beautiful & bubbly, she'd be fantastic)
Penny - Debra Jo Rupp (Just watch her as Kitty on "That 70's Show" and you'll see that there's no contest)
Paul - Ron Perlman (The middle-aged everyman with something slightly off kilter about him)
Ed - Keanu Reeves (His stoic energy and subdued charm would be a nice foil to Jessicas' Essie)
DePinna - Colin Mochrie (Just watch him on "Who's Line is it, Anyway?" and you'll see that he was born to play DePinna)
I know that some people will have some beef with some of my casting calls, especially if their only exposure to these wonderful characters is through the movie alone, but I personally feel that this cast could pull off a damn fine version of this show. Any thoughts?