Quotes
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people." - love this quote
"ohhh! money, money, money!" - Carlo. Fun to use this with all of Carlo's feigned melodrama.
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people." - love this quote
"ohhh! money, money, money!" - Carlo. Fun to use this with all of Carlo's feigned melodrama.
One of my very favorite exchanges:
Irene: Could you tell me why you live in a place like this when there are so many other nice places?
Godfrey: You really want to know?
Irene: Well, I'm very curious.
Godfrey: It was because my real estate agent felt that the altitude would be very good for my asthma.
Irene: My uncle has asthma.
Godfrey: No! Well, now there's a coincidence.
"I don't like them, but I don't like to see them stepped on"
Angelica about the pixies.
Detective: "So you've got a passion for jewelry, huh."
Maid: "Yes, I've got a passion for sockin' cops"
Detective: "Where are they?"
Maid: "Most of them are in cemeteries."
'Sex is like bridge. If you haven't got a good partner, you need a good hand.' --Woody Allen
Two of my favorites from this film (both spoken by the great Eugene Pallette as Mr. Bullock) are two of my all-time favorites from any film...
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people."
"Life in this family is one subpoena after another."
I also love when Molly (the maid) brings the drinks into the living room when the police are investigating the mising pearls...
Detective: "Who are you?"
Molly: "Guess."
... the greatest one-word wisecrack ever!
"Godfrey is the first thing Irene has shown any affection for since her Pomeranian died last summer"
"Do you know any good funeral music, Carlo?"
Irene: "Do you always sew his buttons on?"
Maid: "Sometimes"
Irene: "I'd like to sew his buttons on some time when they come off. I wouldn't mind at all"
Maid: "He doesn't lose very many"
Irene: "Oh, he's very tidy is he?"
Maid: "Yes, he's very tidy"
...and the more questionable line:
"Five children? Was his wife an Indian woman?"
"I believe she was rather dark. We used to take her on hunting trips to stalk the game."
I LOVE this movie! My favorite line is my signature! I also love "There's no sense in sruggling against a thing when it's got you. It's got you and that's all there is to it- it's got you." (Irene) Also Godfrey and Irene talking in his bedroom (Godfrey)"Didn't your mother or anyone teach you that some things are proper and some things are not?" (Irene) "No she didn't. She rambles on quite a bit, but then she never says anything." There's so many. I could go on and on....
"All you need to start an Asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people"-(My Man Godfrey)
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Godfrey's quote re "filling the void created by the death of your late, lamented pomeranian"
"You look as though you had a job too. What is this, an epidemic?"
"He left very hurriedly through the side window"
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Angelica: "What's this?"
Godfrey: "It's pixie-?weevil? juice."
Angelica: "Oh, so you see them, too."
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All very funny quotes.
Mine would be everything Irene says after Godfrey has turned her down. Her whole 'depressed' stage is hilarious......
Godfrey - These flowers just came for you, miss. Where shall I put them?
Irene - What difference does it make when one's heart is breaking?
Godfrey - Yes, miss. Shall I put them on the piano?
Irene - Life is but an empty bubble.
"All I have to say is, some people will be sorry someday."
"Some people will know for what, and then it will be too late."
"What difference does it make? Some people do as they like...with other people's lives, and it doesn't make any difference."
"Listen, Van Rumple, just because some people have a million dollars...doesn't mean they can put their arms around other people."
"Well, if other people can have five children, so can other people."
it's "pixie-remover juice"
shareThis whole thread made me laugh.
I guess one of the few funny lines left is when minister is about to marry Irene and Godfrey. He asks if everyone knows about the wedding and she says everyone but Godfrey.
Plus the fact the minister went ahead with the wedding without the license because he knew the Bullock family for so long. As if that made it legal or something.
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
One of my favorites is when Cornelia snottily says to Godfrey: "There's a spot on my shoe." I find that line hilarious. The delivery is so good. I adore Cornelia.
I also love when Mrs. Bullock tries to comfort Irene (after Carlo lopes around in his gorilla act) and she says: "Now, now, Carlo isn't really a gorilla." It's so ridiculous! As if an adult needed to be told Carlo wasn't really a gorilla. Makes me laugh every time.
Yep,
It's quotes like the ones you pointed out that makes this movie still hilarious almost 100 years later. Mrs. Bullock was a hoot.
At first I felt sorry for Mr. Bullock but after repeated watchings of the movie, I realize he's in on the fun too. His goal was to keep enough money coming in to keep the fun rolling. He wasn't about being wealthy for the sake of being rich or to lord it over poorer people.
Nice way to be entertained for a little while.
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
This movie was the first movie I bought on CD, probably about 15 years ago. Love it...Love it...love it. One of my favorite lines: (I'm paraphrasing) "The only thing that stands between a bum and a man is a job."
shareI'm surprised that no one has mentioned this line:
"Do you butle"?
He has a PH.D in KICKING YOUR ASS!!