Now, I know nothing about the man or his policies, and his latest poll results are less than stellar, but I'm just glad to have a big ticket major party candidate sporting facial hair! I mean seriously, all the best presidents throughout history had full on growth...I daresay any that lack it are pussy ass bitches!π§
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shareVance really let himself go after leaving the USMC. https://dailyrake.ca/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/JDVance.png
The beard was a vast improvement on his looks. It did nothing for his sense of justice or American ideals.
This is what he looked like without the beard: https://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/beards.png
So you know the beard is a necessity.
Going on a diet would also help but growing a beard is easier.
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