the "sport" is an absolute embarrassing joke. It's not a match of skill, athleticism, or sportsmanship. It's who can get the most free kicks by pretending to be shot by a sniper in the stands. It's literally the only way these uncoordinated losers can hit a net the size of a 3 car garage! Friggen pathetic. Foosball takes more skill.
The players jog back and forth all game. Whenever they sprint, it's an offsides because the defenses decides to move up and create some invisible line to prevent actually playing the game. Yikes. What a dork.
Sorry, I forgot how advanced Serbia, Bulgaria and Albania is. France is full of migrant thirdworld shitskins just so their soccer team can be good. lol Same for pretty much every European team.
Well, here in Serbia we have: cheaper and faster internet than in the US, same with cell service; decent healthcare without fear of going bankrupt, decent education without the same fear (I'm a veterinarian who finished school with no scholarship and no debt). We eat more, but weigh less, have more fun. Have a higher global peace rank (Serbia 44, US 122, but that's not much of an achievement). Compared to the size of the country, and the amount of money invested, we have some of the best athletes in the world (currently JokiΔ and ΔokoviΔ). Not to mention that we are the best in the roughest ball sport there is - water polo.
Other than that, a Serbian brought electricity to the US, a Serbian was one of the founders of original NASA, Serbian and French flags are the only foreign flags that flew on the White house.
Anything you can find better about the US are the extremes.
oh, maybe some people are, but i'm not one of them.
i am 100% indifferent to all sports pretty much, except for tennis, which i've always really loved.
commie kick-ball is the greyest, dreariest and most miserable of all sports though, surely. how can a game be so completely devoid of excitement of any kind?
"oh, maybe some people are, but i'm not one of them"
Lol, of course not, calling it a "commie" sport doesn't make you sound triggered at all.π
No, tennis these days is SOOO exciting. Nobody ever goes to the net, always staying behind the baseline. Such fun.π
I've noticed that people who call football boring, have a lot of trouble understanding the sport (even though it's so simple). Just look at NGMI's comment about off-side. Totally clueless.
i just think it's funny to call it commie kick-ball. i heard it said once, and it's now all i'll think every time i see/hear that business.
i think tennis is still tons of fun to watch, though i have to admit i don't watch as faithfully as i used to. but when i do, i think there are lots of exciting players. shapovalov for eg is a joy to watch. great.
kick-ball is boring. a grey, droning, joyless bore. never in my life have i felt boredom more deeply than the boredom that is commie kick-ball.
i'm not out to take away anyone's fun. if you find something to enjoy in it, you are entitled to your preferences!
The problem with the game is the offside rule. Take that out of the game and it would become a more exciting and high scoring game... but the reality is teams use the offside rule in a way that makes the game boring.
Lol, sure, let's get rid of the off-side rule. Then we could just well have only 2 players in each team. One defends the goal and the other is positioned in front of the opponent's goal. All the goalie has to do is kick the ball all the way to the other side of the pitch to his teammate who can kick it right in. You know what, never mind, let's just turn it into a game of only penalty shootouts! Seriously, if you understand the game, you understand the need for an off-side rule.
For one thing it would help to eliminate the bullshit tie crap that ends with a shoot out. When so many games end with a shoot out it begs the question why bother with the game at all just go to a shoot out and call it a day.
As for offsides rule, it has changed over the years and when it require fewer players in front of the attacker the scores went up. They didn't go to the level of basketball and never would. But there is no reason to think that the teams would suddenly just have 1 player sitting by the goal waiting for a long pass... If a team tried it you don't think the other team would also make sure to have one of their own defending him? It would change the strategy of the game, but precisely how is unknown since they haven't played in this manner... but it would eliminate the bullshit calls now and strategies that are often used to force an offside which slows the games down.
Most likely if you ditched the offsides rule you would have a faster game with players forced to run more. It might require cutting the number of players on the field at any one time down and allowing more substitutions throughout the game, but something needs to change because the number of tie games and games going to shoot outs is what makes the games boring and pointless.
"For one thing it would help to eliminate the bullshit tie crap that ends with a shoot out."
This doesn't happen in 90% of all games played. Only in the finals.
"Most likely if you ditched the offsides rule you would have a faster game with players forced to run more."
Lol, what? No, without the off-side rule you get goal-hanging (by defenders as well) and long, boring passes. While now, players are forced to dribble and make short passes instead.
But yeah, I'm sure the folks at the International Football Association Board have never considered all this whatsoever. There can't be any reason behind it except trying to bore Americans out of their freaking mind. Not trying to be condescending, but do you really think you know better than they do?
IFAB is really a pointless organization. Half the votes are held by the most corrupt sporting organization this side of the olympic committee (FIFA) and nothing get changed without a 75% vote... Might as well cast the rules in stone and walk away.
The problem with the game is the offside rule. Take that out of the game and it would become a more exciting and high scoring game
That is literally the dumbest thing I have ever read regarding football rules. If all you care about is the score then watch Basketball. Football is meant to be hard to score so that when it happens it means something. The defence plays just as big of a part in the game as the forwards unlike Yank sports where they are all designed by nature to be potentially high scoring.
but the reality is teams use the offside rule in a way that makes the game boring
You mean by using the rule to not concede a goal and so potentially win the game. Somehow that is bad in your eyes.
Remove the offside rule and it doesn't make it more entertaining, it turns it into Basketball where the scrore would be 30-30, how is that entertaining or exciting. Sounds boring as sin to me. Their would be no need for half the team as everyone would just stand inside the 18 yard box. Stupid idea.
Also Americans that knock Football never realise that literally every country in the world plays Football at some level. So somehow the most watched and played sport in human history is boring, I always find that funny.
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I don't think the game needs to be changed to the point that you are seeing double digit final scores, but it needs to be modified so you get enough points during a game that the game doesn't end in a damn tie half the time. Having a game decided by a shoot out is about as random as one can get. they might as well just flip a coin to decide who wins.
I don't think the game needs to be changed to the point that you are seeing double digit final scores
You remove the offside rule and that is what will happen
Having a game decided by a shoot out is about as random as one can get
That is only in cups and tournament play. Would end a draw in a league. Well it isn't random because you are saying that the keeper and players have no part in the shootout. Some keepers are better at saving penalties than others, some players score more penalties than others. This isn't random it is because like anything in sport they happen to be better at it than others.
See this is what Americans don't get. Having a team battle out a hard earned draw for them will feel as good as a win as they would have expected to lose.
Winning 1-0 is the same as winning 10-0, it is 3 points. The act of scoring goals is not the only thing that determines a win and not conceding any is as important as scoring. The game is fine the way it is and the rest of the world agrees.
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What is excitement? Is it like Basketball, where both teams are constantly scoring, and the people in the stands are not even paying attention to the game anymore?
Is it Baseball, where people are just bored and need some entertainment in the stadium so they don't fall asleep?
Or is it the Super Bowl, the event more famous for its advertisement breaks than for the actual game?
Classic americans, not understanding something and then making a fool of themselves for it, just showing their ignorance.
actually...i'll walk this back a bit.
i was just watching table tennis highlights, and those are pretty great. so i'm saying tennis and table tennis are the two tolerable sports. the science is settled.
"Giannis Antetokounmpo wins 2021 Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP award Bucks star delivers Milwaukee a title for the first time in 50 years to take home top individual honors."
THE CORRECT OUTCOME...GIANNIS IS AMAZING AND THE BUILT A GREAT TEAM AROUND HIM.
I ONLY ROOT FOR THE LAKERS...BUT I ACTIVELY ROOT AGAINST THE CLIPPERS...SO I AM HAPPY WITH THIS YEAR'S RESULTS.
What bothers me is when people all over the world think America should care about soccer. We don't. We love our American football. We have tried over and over to like soccer and it doesn't last. We like it for a few days when one of our teams does well and as soon as it's done, we are done caring about it. By comparison, when one of our teams wins the Super Bowl, we never let go of that feeling. Ever.
"What bothers me is when people all over the world think America should care about soccer."
I don't know anybody who thinks that. I've seen tons of posts lately complaining about "soccer" and absolutely none about Americans having to like it. Most folks over here want Americans to keep out of it because they're no good anyway and we prefer European teams.
funny how the number of American wasting time watching American football just keeps going down and down. I used to think baseball was going to be the first major sport to vanish from the TVs in the country but now it may turn out to be the NFL... a true commie sport, players shitting on the flag the league enorsing it... fuck the NFL.